The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7319. | (gamernyasar) | 95.07 | 98% | 2012-07-08 |
| 7320. | (felix2020) | 95.05 | 95% | 2017-12-10 |
| 7321. | (kthobhani) | 95.05 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 7322. | (kristenpoops) | 95.04 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 7323. | Justin (justins17) | 95.04 | 94% | 2016-01-23 |
| 7324. | (lreast) | 95.03 | 96% | 2014-10-18 |
| 7325. | (goscinny2) | 95.03 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 7326. | (anonym_igelkott) | 95.02 | 96% | 2020-05-23 |
| 7327. | (journeyed) | 95.02 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 7328. | Nik-Nik (niknoodle) | 95.01 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 7329. | (funkygmt) | 95.00 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| 7330. | Carlo (carlofletcher) | 95.00 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 7331. | Ditto (xcrafters) | 95.00 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 7332. | (xibmx) | 95.00 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 7333. | (toadsmash) | 95.00 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 7334. | (thekillerproyt) | 95.00 | 96% | 2018-10-15 |
| 7335. | Xamists (xamists) | 94.99 | 93% | 2014-02-13 |
| 7336. | (emlieber) | 94.99 | 93% | 2012-10-19 |
| 7337. | (d3f1n3d) | 94.99 | 96% | 2018-01-10 |
| 7338. | Ekvilibrium¬ (ekvilibrium) | 94.99 | 95% | 2011-06-29 |
| 7339. | (opismoney) | 94.99 | 99% | 2017-06-15 |
| 7340. | (entreri47) | 94.99 | 100% | 2013-01-29 |
| 7341. | (magical_ki) | 94.98 | 99.5% | 2021-02-23 |
| 7342. | (jtreal) | 94.98 | 99% | 2018-06-01 |
| 7343. | (naoroji) | 94.98 | 92% | 2014-09-25 |
| 7344. | Grzegorz (grzegorzpl) | 94.98 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 7345. | (derevonc) | 94.98 | 94% | 2012-11-24 |
| 7346. | buynaa (kamikaze0612) | 94.97 | 97.7% | 2023-06-04 |
| 7347. | (mikedoel85) | 94.97 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 7348. | (darrive) | 94.97 | 98% | 2015-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |