So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8616. | (nuh__yamin) | 88.29 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 8617. | (deaths_discomfort) | 88.29 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 8618. | (humayunhassan69) | 88.28 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 8619. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 88.28 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8620. | (thotchakra) | 88.27 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 8621. | (randomosity) | 88.27 | 97% | 2014-09-29 |
| 8622. | (renaldo285) | 88.26 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8623. | (shidlord) | 88.26 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 8624. | (seijuro808) | 88.26 | 96% | 2013-02-19 |
| 8625. | Lucas (h2td) | 88.26 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 8626. | (yusifer_zendric) | 88.25 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 8627. | (wacy11) | 88.25 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 8628. | (hitesh275) | 88.25 | 99% | 2014-02-08 |
| 8629. | (texelz) | 88.25 | 88% | 2013-12-04 |
| 8630. | (lilaznpnaii) | 88.25 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 8631. | (iphoenix) | 88.25 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 8632. | (emlieber) | 88.24 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 8633. | (boomshakalakaa) | 88.24 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8634. | (roryodonohue123) | 88.23 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8635. | (fezzry) | 88.23 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 8636. | (sadlifeswaglife) | 88.23 | 89% | 2014-02-05 |
| 8637. | Reigen (freebies25) | 88.23 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 8638. | (aksharchrome) | 88.23 | 96% | 2016-05-06 |
| 8639. | (slugbugnopunchbacks) | 88.22 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| 8640. | (jitoyo) | 88.22 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 8641. | (nescire) | 88.22 | 95% | 2014-04-21 |
| 8642. | (zarius) | 88.22 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 8643. | Mata (dragon261) | 88.22 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
| 8644. | (dfonvielle) | 88.22 | 99% | 2012-12-10 |
| 8645. | (lithium332) | 88.21 | 90% | 2012-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |