As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7540. | Kostadin (zergspawn) | 90.54 | 93% | 2016-09-26 |
| 7541. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 90.54 | 97% | 2016-09-09 |
| 7542. | Mike (undecidedname02) | 90.54 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 7543. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 7544. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 90.54 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 7545. | Aadi (halebreezi) | 90.53 | 97.1% | 2024-10-22 |
| 7546. | Phi (faithincode) | 90.53 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 7547. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 90.53 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
| 7548. | Ren (yu_renier35) | 90.52 | 99% | 2024-01-23 |
| 7549. | Johan (johlun) | 90.52 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 7550. | Dylan (cherrycoke33) | 90.52 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
| 7551. | sam (samthebb) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 7552. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 7553. | Arjan (avdh21) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 7554. | daniel (dpainter) | 90.51 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
| 7555. | snelens (lexylexington) | 90.51 | 97% | 2026-06-03 |
| 7556. | Teacher (3j0mk1) | 90.49 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 7557. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 90.49 | 96% | 2017-08-08 |
| 7558. | Hai (ky0ka) | 90.48 | 98% | 2026-02-12 |
| 7559. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 90.48 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 7560. | MstrCoconut (mstrcoconut) | 90.48 | 99% | 2024-01-29 |
| 7561. | Mike (mikethompsontech) | 90.48 | 91% | 2016-06-06 |
| 7562. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 90.48 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 7563. | Alex (all_grey) | 90.48 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
| 7564. | Shallan Davar (shallan_davar) | 90.47 | 98.8% | 2024-11-18 |
| 7565. | reem (bacil123) | 90.47 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 7566. | Gen (general_artist) | 90.47 | 96% | 2023-10-03 |
| 7567. | brownbelly (pvthg) | 90.47 | 97.6% | 2023-07-10 |
| 7568. | Sniff (fruitsniffer) | 90.47 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 7569. | Sly (sly_wolf62) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |