So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18672. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 70.46 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 18673. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 70.46 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 18674. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 70.45 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18675. | SpeedDemon (thethunderlord7) | 70.45 | 94% | 2019-11-19 |
| 18676. | dree (dre3) | 70.44 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 18677. | Jerry (itzjerry02) | 70.44 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 18678. | Simon (tykea) | 70.44 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
| 18679. | lordvj (lordvj) | 70.44 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 18680. | ☮™ (miss_betty) | 70.44 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 18681. | Danny (lamchops) | 70.44 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 18682. | Ewan (e_kuipers) | 70.43 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 18683. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 70.43 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 18684. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 70.43 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 18685. | Dev (devgupta55) | 70.43 | 95% | 2022-05-08 |
| 18686. | Caleb (keyslayer17) | 70.43 | 93% | 2016-09-22 |
| 18687. | BoxBoy (uchenkadi) | 70.43 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 18688. | Gabe (yokingszn) | 70.42 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 18689. | Roy (royminator) | 70.42 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 18690. | Ade (ade_baeyee) | 70.42 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 18691. | aranav (aranavkacker) | 70.42 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 18692. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 70.42 | 97% | 2017-12-23 |
| 18693. | Pe@rl (cobra) | 70.42 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 18694. | Ian (germanika) | 70.42 | 90% | 2016-01-05 |
| 18695. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 70.42 | 94% | 2015-06-15 |
| 18696. | Nattaphoom (attomos) | 70.42 | 91% | 2014-07-11 |
| 18697. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 70.41 | 96.9% | 2023-07-27 |
| 18698. | Abid (khanabid20) | 70.41 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 18699. | Otmane (boumediane1) | 70.41 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 18700. | Z (supermanprime) | 70.41 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 18701. | Mark (10100) | 70.41 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |