So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24004. | Manohar (mbmanohars) | 62.03 | 90% | 2014-01-09 |
| 24005. | race? Insta iampankajdhondh... | 62.03 | 97.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 24006. | David (cptdavid) | 62.03 | 97.9% | 2023-10-14 |
| 24007. | Hans (hootenanny1) | 62.03 | 89% | 2012-11-20 |
| 24008. | satyam (satyamhnk) | 62.03 | 91% | 2014-03-06 |
| 24009. | dash (quoc_dat736) | 62.03 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 24010. | Rick (oddmorty) | 62.02 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 24011. | APS (arsh_aps) | 62.02 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 24012. | Ex (not_a_razer) | 62.02 | 94% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24013. | Alex (gautz41) | 62.02 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 24014. | Phillip (phillywilly93) | 62.01 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 24015. | Jeremy (mises) | 62.01 | 97.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 24016. | boo (lolitsme) | 62.01 | 95% | 2018-09-15 |
| 24017. | Amy (pandabot) | 62.01 | — | 2011-04-08 |
| 24018. | Shiv (shivsimsh) | 62.01 | 95% | 2016-08-11 |
| 24019. | Bryson (kingfish) | 62.01 | 92% | 2012-11-08 |
| 24020. | Silva (silvastein) | 62.00 | 90% | 2013-08-25 |
| 24021. | petter (pettdal) | 62.00 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 24022. | tstats[learning_dvorac] (le... | 62.00 | 90% | 2012-12-04 |
| 24023. | Zyad (zyad0magdy) | 62.00 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 24024. | Ghtf (ghtf) | 62.00 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 24025. | Emily (emilydanielle2013) | 62.00 | 88% | 2012-02-07 |
| 24026. | Bikash (bikash_grg) | 61.99 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 24027. | TT (ttspear) | 61.99 | 100% | 2023-04-29 |
| 24028. | ArnelTrend (arneltrend23) | 61.99 | 96.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 24029. | Josie (joroxx) | 61.99 | 95% | 2023-03-09 |
| 24030. | Shao (shp188366552) | 61.99 | 94% | 2016-02-24 |
| 24031. | Andre (acarrilho) | 61.99 | 97% | 2013-01-23 |
| 24032. | Cristian (creestian) | 61.98 | 94% | 2017-07-20 |
| 24033. | bleeding (ipodless) | 61.98 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |