Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4714. | The (therio) | 57.17 | 95% | 2018-06-23 |
| 4715. | KHB (khbun) | 57.14 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 4716. | TooSooner (ray6596_) | 57.13 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 4717. | Crazy Turtle (angry__leopard) | 57.13 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 4718. | SeeJay (seejay_ferraro) | 57.12 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 4719. | Uurdmandakh (uurdmandakh) | 57.11 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 4720. | NeToX (netox) | 57.11 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
| 4721. | Simon (albatross_wing) | 57.11 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 4722. | minye (chuaminye) | 57.09 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 4723. | matthew (matthew2003yang) | 57.06 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4724. | Andrew (andrew_o) | 57.05 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 4725. | Udan (fris93) | 57.05 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 4726. | Zlane (zlane) | 57.03 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 4727. | FinalL (finall) | 57.03 | 96% | 2018-01-09 |
| 4728. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 57.02 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 4729. | Atticus (attikination) | 57.02 | 95% | 2020-03-26 |
| 4730. | Emiel (emield) | 57.01 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 4731. | Nouf (noufsulaiman2) | 57.01 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 4732. | Michael (schuh98) | 57.00 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 4733. | antiphon (goodmania) | 57.00 | 98% | 2019-02-19 |
| 4734. | zajc (zajc) | 57.00 | 95% | 2019-05-21 |
| 4735. | Spritly (spritly) | 56.99 | 93% | 2020-10-27 |
| 4736. | Carter (cmaniac15) | 56.99 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 4737. | Mr47 (diana47) | 56.99 | 95% | 2020-09-20 |
| 4738. | Lin (mirai92) | 56.99 | 95% | 2018-09-28 |
| 4739. | Liney (pollypopcorn) | 56.97 | 94% | 2018-05-22 |
| 4740. | John Carl (kaekko) | 56.96 | 94% | 2019-07-03 |
| 4741. | Mikhail (ac130kz) | 56.96 | 95% | 2019-04-03 |
| 4742. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 56.96 | 95% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4743. | Natan (1quickboi) | 56.95 | 95% | 2019-08-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |