The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21410. | (keaveney) | 69.23 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 21411. | (caduceon) | 69.23 | 90% | 2016-08-05 |
| 21412. | (jbaumans) | 69.23 | 92% | 2016-11-12 |
| 21413. | (razmemmo) | 69.23 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 21414. | (sri_akshya) | 69.23 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 21415. | (jmschrum) | 69.23 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 21416. | Ian (germanika) | 69.23 | 91% | 2015-04-10 |
| 21417. | (freddydoo) | 69.23 | 92% | 2012-12-10 |
| 21418. | (akademic) | 69.23 | 94% | 2013-11-18 |
| 21419. | (aito_cornaro) | 69.22 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 21420. | (mikey386) | 69.22 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 21421. | (reyjune2011) | 69.22 | 93% | 2012-05-08 |
| 21422. | (abdullasawood) | 69.22 | 94% | 2012-10-11 |
| 21423. | (wroetoshaw) | 69.21 | 89% | 2016-10-12 |
| 21424. | (t0th) | 69.21 | 92% | 2016-04-28 |
| 21425. | (letham) | 69.21 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
| 21426. | (horizon8848) | 69.20 | 97.2% | 2023-07-11 |
| 21427. | (neebie) | 69.20 | 91% | 2014-04-01 |
| 21428. | (emerald214) | 69.20 | 95% | 2013-10-24 |
| 21429. | (s1ap) | 69.20 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 21430. | (dornado) | 69.19 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 21431. | (izhar368) | 69.19 | 97.8% | 2023-06-03 |
| 21432. | (brian0309) | 69.19 | 97.2% | 2023-10-01 |
| 21433. | (zepedro94) | 69.19 | 95% | 2015-01-01 |
| 21434. | (c_bohannon) | 69.19 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 21435. | (fokeu) | 69.19 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 21436. | (dhavalt) | 69.19 | 92% | 2013-09-23 |
| 21437. | (nintendoaddict1) | 69.19 | 92% | 2014-08-15 |
| 21438. | (lakvn) | 69.19 | 97% | 2016-03-24 |
| 21439. | GlaxierVex (glaxiervex2101) | 69.18 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |