So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1048. | (drgamut) | 121.94 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 1049. | (loliloliloli) | 121.93 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
| 1050. | (asegesta) | 121.93 | 99% | 2020-04-06 |
| 1051. | (atypicaltypist) | 121.90 | 98.8% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1052. | (twizzzle) | 121.89 | 97% | 2012-05-27 |
| 1053. | Lucas (hungie) | 121.86 | 98% | 2022-11-12 |
| 1054. | ASPHYXIA (75134633271) | 121.86 | 98% | 2023-02-18 |
| 1055. | Kelly (keljia) | 121.83 | 97% | 2016-11-03 |
| 1056. | toastyghost (toastyghost) | 121.82 | 98% | 2014-01-24 |
| 1057. | Scorekeeper (100plusaverage) | 121.81 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 1058. | (jimb0) | 121.79 | 97% | 2012-11-23 |
| 1059. | (stillmatic) | 121.79 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
| 1060. | (special_vegetable) | 121.78 | 98% | 2022-07-19 |
| 1061. | (mollyqt) | 121.76 | 96.9% | 2023-05-28 |
| 1062. | :| (hipparcos) | 121.76 | 99% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1063. | (thechrizby) | 121.75 | 95% | 2013-01-03 |
| 1064. | Evo (evolve) | 121.74 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 1065. | (emcl) | 121.74 | 98% | 2012-10-24 |
| 1066. | (nonquitforbooly) | 121.72 | 99% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1067. | Ray (iconoclastic) | 121.72 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1068. | (foormea) | 121.70 | — | 2010-10-05 |
| 1069. | Hari (li1_jimmy) | 121.69 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 1070. | (harvey_alipio1) | 121.69 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 1071. | Stand with Israel (wercut) | 121.68 | 99% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1072. | (plotinusdickens) | 121.67 | 98% | 2021-04-07 |
| 1073. | melanie (melanie2525) | 121.67 | 100% | 2015-02-01 |
| 1074. | (shawnmc) | 121.66 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| 1075. | Aaron (mrduckface32) | 121.65 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 1076. | FMURTADHO (fmurtadho) | 121.64 | 99% | 2022-08-16 |
| 1077. | 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) | 121.60 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |