All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11631. | Keith (keithlau) | 79.27 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 11632. | Jaydon (speedyboi38) | 79.26 | 97.2% | 2024-10-26 |
| 11633. | Pickle (aggropickle) | 79.26 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 11634. | Tyler (clortox) | 79.26 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11635. | madeline (sticcynotes) | 79.25 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 11636. | Ikuya (eternal198) | 79.25 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 11637. | Lars Andreas (larzanda) | 79.25 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11638. | Jusrneim (jusrneim) | 79.24 | 97% | 2025-02-02 |
| 11639. | Adrian (tokwa) | 79.24 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 11640. | Kneez (conks_tacos) | 79.24 | 98.8% | 2023-06-25 |
| 11641. | Enrique (enriqueram) | 79.23 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 11642. | Evilenx (evilenx) | 79.22 | 97% | 2026-02-16 |
| 11643. | AzaD (mirazad) | 79.22 | 96% | 2025-06-04 |
| 11644. | 🌟 Saturn1725 🌟 (satur... | 79.22 | 98.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 11645. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 79.22 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 11646. | Vbee (vb33) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11647. | albin (ember82) | 79.20 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 11648. | Shendy (dlctxshendy) | 79.20 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 11649. | okayish (okayish) | 79.19 | 94% | 2022-03-17 |
| 11650. | Nick (salt__) | 79.19 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 11651. | Opu (samops) | 79.19 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 11652. | Mandom (xristos980) | 79.19 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11653. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 79.18 | 98% | 2025-09-11 |
| 11654. | Lian (paullian) | 79.18 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11655. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 79.18 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
| 11656. | wao (sendnudesplease) | 79.18 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 11657. | Uhhhhhhh (shidlord) | 79.17 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 11658. | Tim (dreamaz) | 79.17 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 11659. | Raiz (_raiz_) | 79.17 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11660. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 79.17 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |