I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5897. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 96.87 | 99% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5898. | bob (unknown69420) | 96.86 | 98.1% | 2025-01-30 |
| 5899. | zak (zak92) | 96.86 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 5900. | Hari (harilol) | 96.86 | 88% | 2015-10-02 |
| 5901. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 96.86 | 96% | 2017-06-04 |
| 5902. | Hehehoh3 (hehehoh) | 96.85 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 5903. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 96.85 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 5904. | Cooper (stark_) | 96.85 | 91% | 2017-03-27 |
| 5905. | Stephen (snivithefox) | 96.85 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 5906. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 96.84 | 96.3% | 2023-09-24 |
| 5907. | Heinz (diedich) | 96.83 | 89% | 2016-07-25 |
| 5908. | Techlead (hh_chng) | 96.82 | 98% | 2024-01-21 |
| 5909. | Sem (semvdc) | 96.82 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 5910. | sebastian (sebas0824) | 96.82 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 5911. | Jimi (twentey) | 96.82 | 98% | 2015-11-25 |
| 5912. | JS@ss (wrongwaymel) | 96.82 | 92% | 2015-08-04 |
| 5913. | Eleanor (emathers) | 96.81 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 5914. | ppbeto (ppesq) | 96.81 | 98% | 2015-05-14 |
| 5915. | Pinkie (pinkiefinger) | 96.80 | 98% | 2022-04-10 |
| 5916. | Wu13304 (solomongrundys) | 96.80 | 98% | 2024-09-20 |
| 5917. | Doofman (doofman) | 96.80 | 97% | 2024-01-29 |
| 5918. | 🏎🐱🏍🦹♂️ (tri... | 96.80 | 97.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 5919. | yasir (yasir1983) | 96.79 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 5920. | Job (gamingbohnson) | 96.78 | 97.5% | 2023-08-15 |
| 5921. | SheLuvRui (rushabh161) | 96.78 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 5922. | Brown (amazingbutterfly) | 96.77 | 98% | 2025-01-11 |
| 5923. | BB (bb_2000) | 96.77 | 95.7% | 2024-04-29 |
| 5924. | Alan (_srukr1) | 96.77 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 5925. | Nicole (nmb5096) | 96.77 | 98% | 2016-12-17 |
| 5926. | PolishBorderIsOpen (lunchbo... | 96.76 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |