As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15992. | Gustas (guzhazi) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 15993. | Brian (peebran) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15994. | Ken (kenh) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15995. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 70.24 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 15996. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 15997. | Isaac (newton6674) | 70.23 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 15998. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 70.23 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 15999. | zaniznehy_taz (zaniznehy_taz) | 70.22 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 16000. | Andoot (andikke) | 70.22 | 94% | 2020-07-09 |
| 16001. | Brock (brockwilsonrecords) | 70.22 | 96.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16002. | Ethan (gameystew8) | 70.21 | 97% | 2022-07-26 |
| 16003. | Andrew (slamsrus) | 70.21 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
| 16004. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 70.21 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 16005. | Hurulv (hurulv) | 70.21 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 16006. | KoSak (kosak) | 70.21 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
| 16007. | traino (elvis9) | 70.21 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
| 16008. | Dactyl Typer (joserc87) | 70.20 | 94% | 2015-05-02 |
| 16009. | NoIBrows (noibrows) | 70.20 | 97% | 2024-06-08 |
| 16010. | Domen (antreu) | 70.20 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 16011. | m0rsti (m0rsti) | 70.20 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
| 16012. | Me (emailgmailcom) | 70.20 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
| 16013. | Victor Fdz (vichorio) | 70.20 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
| 16014. | Philip (needtoimprovespeed) | 70.20 | 93% | 2015-09-13 |
| 16015. | Eli (stable_puppy) | 70.19 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 16016. | jveee (jv223) | 70.19 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 16017. | Dean (dtsaltas) | 70.19 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 16018. | Stefan (electrus) | 70.19 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 16019. | Brian (presonus) | 70.19 | 93% | 2016-12-21 |
| 16020. | randomoink (randomoink) | 70.18 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 16021. | KYLE (fargo) | 70.18 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |