As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16382. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 70.24 | 94% | 2016-03-04 |
| 16383. | Gustas (guzhazi) | 70.24 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| 16384. | Brian (peebran) | 70.24 | 96.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 16385. | Ken (kenh) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-02-16 |
| 16386. | Muzzle (muzzlerat) | 70.24 | 96% | 2016-02-28 |
| 16387. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 70.23 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 16388. | Isaac (newton6674) | 70.23 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 16389. | HooLee (vladimir_ps) | 70.23 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 16390. | zaniznehy_taz (zaniznehy_taz) | 70.22 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 16391. | Brock (brockwilsonrecords) | 70.22 | 96.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 16392. | Ethan (gameystew8) | 70.21 | 97% | 2022-07-26 |
| 16393. | Andrew (slamsrus) | 70.21 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
| 16394. | Daniel (dark0nee) | 70.21 | 96% | 2019-07-17 |
| 16395. | Hurulv (hurulv) | 70.21 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 16396. | KoSak (kosak) | 70.21 | 93% | 2015-04-22 |
| 16397. | traino (elvis9) | 70.21 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
| 16398. | Domen (antreu) | 70.20 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 16399. | Dactyl Typer (joserc87) | 70.20 | 94% | 2015-05-02 |
| 16400. | NoIBrows (noibrows) | 70.20 | 96.5% | 2024-06-08 |
| 16401. | m0rsti (m0rsti) | 70.20 | 91% | 2017-04-04 |
| 16402. | Me (emailgmailcom) | 70.20 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
| 16403. | Victor Fdz (vichorio) | 70.20 | 92% | 2016-02-02 |
| 16404. | Philip (needtoimprovespeed) | 70.20 | 93% | 2015-09-13 |
| 16405. | Eli (stable_puppy) | 70.19 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
| 16406. | Harvey (harveyives) | 70.19 | 95% | 2018-06-17 |
| 16407. | jveee (jv223) | 70.19 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 16408. | Dean (dtsaltas) | 70.19 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 16409. | Stefan (electrus) | 70.19 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 16410. | randomoink (randomoink) | 70.18 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 16411. | KYLE (fargo) | 70.18 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |