So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16534. | Oatty (badzerror) | 73.42 | 96% | 2011-07-14 |
| 16535. | Jayde (monhare) | 73.41 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 16536. | (winnertakesall77) | 73.41 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 16537. | (jeldikk) | 73.41 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 16538. | (smsa5000) | 73.41 | 99.4% | 2023-08-28 |
| 16539. | (tbone001) | 73.41 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 16540. | (druidmax) | 73.41 | 91% | 2016-11-03 |
| 16541. | (westqt) | 73.41 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 16542. | (typist3) | 73.41 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 16543. | (md_iqbal) | 73.41 | 100% | 2013-09-13 |
| 16544. | (complexity) | 73.41 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 16545. | Alex (dippyshere) | 73.40 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 16546. | (kirbyslayer) | 73.40 | 94% | 2012-06-24 |
| 16547. | (gogocarol) | 73.40 | 94% | 2012-12-03 |
| 16548. | Type (cainvelasquez) | 73.40 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 16549. | (biltis) | 73.40 | 100% | 2012-08-12 |
| 16550. | (demondrone) | 73.39 | 89% | 2016-09-13 |
| 16551. | (xebion) | 73.39 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 16552. | Arthur (xuderuf) | 73.39 | 94% | 2013-04-23 |
| 16553. | (encore) | 73.39 | 95% | 2012-11-22 |
| 16554. | emae (emae08) | 73.39 | 91% | 2015-11-02 |
| 16555. | (pinxter) | 73.38 | 94% | 2020-05-04 |
| 16556. | (idrinkjelly) | 73.38 | 95% | 2014-02-15 |
| 16557. | (linhleo372) | 73.38 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 16558. | (pesticidez) | 73.38 | 92% | 2013-03-19 |
| 16559. | Valyns (valyns) | 73.38 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 16560. | (niknak13) | 73.37 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 16561. | (fuapica) | 73.37 | 98% | 2014-02-14 |
| 16562. | (ubaer) | 73.37 | 93% | 2015-09-26 |
| 16563. | (acrymoore) | 73.37 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |