And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18087. | (goushique) | 81.78 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 18088. | vishal (vishal78) | 81.78 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 18089. | (cbearap) | 81.78 | 97% | 2012-03-12 |
| 18090. | (ogronan) | 81.77 | 98.6% | 2023-09-05 |
| 18091. | (iamahleong) | 81.77 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
| 18092. | (lb115) | 81.77 | 92% | 2016-10-15 |
| 18093. | Moataz (mizosoft) | 81.77 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 18094. | (thenameswill) | 81.77 | 95% | 2016-11-08 |
| 18095. | (bonboy) | 81.77 | 99% | 2015-03-12 |
| 18096. | (simonally) | 81.77 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 18097. | (homtiri) | 81.77 | 96% | 2013-07-04 |
| 18098. | (oggers) | 81.77 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 18099. | (gompose) | 81.76 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 18100. | (nightmarekiller) | 81.76 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
| 18101. | (mad_sam) | 81.76 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 18102. | Caleb (calebduff) | 81.76 | 95% | 2013-03-17 |
| 18103. | (margiela_24) | 81.75 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 18104. | (rubintypes) | 81.75 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 18105. | (svetarozenbaum) | 81.75 | 96% | 2022-08-28 |
| 18106. | (rldms01) | 81.75 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 18107. | (big_papa69) | 81.75 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 18108. | (lukedo1205) | 81.75 | 96.7% | 2023-09-20 |
| 18109. | (brendan84213) | 81.75 | 97.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 18110. | (sultan_1337) | 81.75 | 94% | 2012-07-19 |
| 18111. | (thefearedturtle) | 81.75 | 94% | 2014-10-20 |
| 18112. | emae (emae08) | 81.75 | 96% | 2015-10-27 |
| 18113. | (javiertzr01) | 81.74 | 95% | 2019-05-26 |
| 18114. | (naruke15) | 81.74 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 18115. | (brodyn_k) | 81.74 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 18116. | David (davidemanuelz) | 81.74 | 90% | 2012-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |