The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18543. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 74.46 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 18544. | drago (drag00me) | 74.46 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 18545. | Golden guy (aggressor2007) | 74.46 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 18546. | alfie (alfieisback) | 74.46 | 96% | 2021-02-22 |
| 18547. | nxhoaf (nxhoaf) | 74.46 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 18548. | Rose (rose_cabanag@yahoo.com) | 74.46 | 98% | 2012-11-20 |
| 18549. | Stephen (palette) | 74.46 | 91% | 2016-01-29 |
| 18550. | H_24 (h_24) | 74.46 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 18551. | noside (edzil1007) | 74.46 | 95% | 2015-01-19 |
| 18552. | aka49 (aka49) | 74.46 | 89% | 2016-11-17 |
| 18553. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 74.45 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
| 18554. | Alvent (alvendwinata98) | 74.45 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 18555. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 74.45 | 95% | 2015-07-27 |
| 18556. | travdong (travdong) | 74.45 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 18557. | imuri (imuripacheco) | 74.45 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 18558. | Pratik (puffthemagicdragon) | 74.45 | 97% | 2012-07-27 |
| 18559. | Dogcum (dogcumanalboy) | 74.44 | 99% | 2019-03-19 |
| 18560. | Ankit (ankit0) | 74.44 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 18561. | David (emacsuser) | 74.44 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 18562. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 74.44 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
| 18563. | kermit (kermit_thefrog) | 74.44 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 18564. | MikeyS (mcsj120) | 74.43 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 18565. | Morten (mort276c) | 74.43 | 96% | 2015-02-08 |
| 18566. | GT24--- (gt24) | 74.43 | 97% | 2013-11-02 |
| 18567. | elazer (elazer) | 74.43 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 18568. | Zach (soradogoof) | 74.42 | 98% | 2013-03-20 |
| 18569. | Rahul (jakatir) | 74.42 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 18570. | eigh (eigh) | 74.42 | 94% | 2015-11-01 |
| 18571. | Andrew (kirbyslayer) | 74.42 | 92% | 2012-06-23 |
| 18572. | Sean (seansmk17) | 74.42 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |