The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29076. | Patrick (patbird) | 65.85 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 29077. | TeleostCat (teleostcat) | 65.85 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 29078. | Qida (ieatpizza) | 65.85 | 97.4% | 2024-09-02 |
| 29079. | Cameron (cameron3212) | 65.85 | 95% | 2017-07-13 |
| 29080. | Nerfection (nerfection) | 65.84 | 95% | 2025-05-22 |
| 29081. | Liszt (franz_liszt3) | 65.84 | 99% | 2025-05-16 |
| 29082. | voyajer (voyajer) | 65.84 | 96% | 2024-09-17 |
| 29083. | Mina (minam7) | 65.84 | 98% | 2025-08-11 |
| 29084. | charles (charliett) | 65.84 | 95% | 2025-12-28 |
| 29085. | AFK (nub_typer_sourav) | 65.84 | 95% | 2023-01-19 |
| 29086. | Ahmad Gamal (agazzaz) | 65.84 | 96% | 2014-03-16 |
| 29087. | Carlos (carloszapata) | 65.84 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 29088. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 65.84 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
| 29089. | Macmed (macmed) | 65.84 | 91% | 2014-06-24 |
| 29090. | Rajesh (raj10) | 65.84 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 29091. | Hong (dzaito) | 65.84 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 29092. | Ivo (ivo47) | 65.83 | 96.5% | 2025-01-22 |
| 29093. | Christian (liller04) | 65.83 | 94.6% | 2024-11-30 |
| 29094. | Ed (em282981) | 65.83 | 96% | 2024-05-22 |
| 29095. | ONaj sto (vukleidon) | 65.83 | 96% | 2024-02-07 |
| 29096. | herochris (hernanawah) | 65.83 | 94% | 2012-06-06 |
| 29097. | sani (sanjiro0831) | 65.82 | 94.6% | 2023-12-07 |
| 29098. | Cum (bigblackhawk) | 65.82 | 96.1% | 2024-05-15 |
| 29099. | Seraphine (serasera321) | 65.82 | 96% | 2025-04-21 |
| 29100. | Christian (christ2) | 65.82 | 99% | 2025-12-03 |
| 29101. | ups_strdy (ups_strdy) | 65.82 | 99.5% | 2025-05-12 |
| 29102. | Vidar (velsin) | 65.82 | 97.2% | 2025-03-03 |
| 29103. | Muhammad Emon (emonsojib) | 65.82 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 29104. | Levi (otabluin) | 65.82 | 97% | 2025-08-04 |
| 29105. | shitshoveler (shitshoveler) | 65.82 | 98% | 2024-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |