I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1607. | marshal (marsh_bora3y) | 72.31 | 97% | 2023-11-09 |
1608. | Ekshore (ekshore) | 72.30 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
1609. | Tuan Anh (tuananh1805) | 72.19 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
1610. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 72.12 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
1611. | pshallow16 (pshallow16) | 72.01 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
1612. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 71.97 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
1613. | Victor (erick45642) | 71.95 | 95.1% | 2023-10-12 |
1614. | Derek (thebomistrue) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
1615. | Will (phocmai) | 71.87 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
1616. | Zoat (zoat) | 71.84 | 94% | 2024-03-06 |
1617. | Twisty (twisty69) | 71.81 | 97% | 2024-01-03 |
1618. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 71.77 | 96.9% | 2024-01-04 |
1619. | Garrett (gkuhn98) | 71.75 | 97.6% | 2024-01-04 |
1620. | Darbydar (darbydar) | 71.73 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
1621. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 71.67 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
1622. | Nicholas (massive_nick) | 71.51 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
1623. | Elycrow (elycrow) | 71.49 | 96.4% | 2023-10-07 |
1624. | Daniela (danirmz) | 71.40 | 95% | 2023-10-09 |
1625. | Jamie (cadman6) | 71.34 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
1626. | akumu (xakumu) | 71.23 | 95% | 2024-01-28 |
1627. | Jongchan (bot_chan) | 70.95 | 98% | 2023-10-19 |
1628. | DAS (tanjiro01) | 70.85 | 98.8% | 2023-11-08 |
1629. | IyyakaDzalfa (iyyakadzalfa) | 70.80 | 95% | 2023-10-08 |
1630. | Juan (jupalaja) | 70.80 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
1631. | Quan (quandool) | 70.79 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
1632. | I type slow (alejandro_1) | 70.74 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
1633. | Avi (indonax) | 70.70 | 96% | 2024-04-02 |
1634. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 70.67 | 93.3% | 2023-10-02 |
1635. | NoblePickle (noblepickle) | 70.62 | 97% | 2023-10-31 |
1636. | Brock (bgilliam55) | 70.54 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |