Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34381. | yassin mohamed (yassin123) | 45.46 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 34382. | Tim Lu (sses79) | 45.46 | 93% | 2017-01-06 |
| 34383. | Rae (kmacc) | 45.46 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 34384. | Patricia (pjohnsonloly) | 45.45 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 34385. | Big (jmaya651) | 45.45 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
| 34386. | Aneek (sianeek) | 45.45 | 95% | 2021-06-20 |
| 34387. | Dvorak (dvoraknewb) | 45.45 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 34388. | Yu Min (davidyumin) | 45.45 | 91% | 2015-02-07 |
| 34389. | Taniya (applecrazy13) | 45.45 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 34390. | wongo (32wongo) | 45.45 | 96% | 2018-12-17 |
| 34391. | AgniArse (n3ug13rd3) | 45.44 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 34392. | Nathan (gengeza) | 45.44 | 87% | 2012-03-30 |
| 34393. | Jayanth (jayanththelegit) | 45.44 | 94% | 2022-02-26 |
| 34394. | Bendik (bendiks) | 45.44 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 34395. | lee (bear6554) | 45.44 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 34396. | Finger Bang (beginner1) | 45.44 | 97% | 2017-06-22 |
| 34397. | Kolibrinebu (kolibrinebu) | 45.43 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 34398. | Nelson (kuribohno) | 45.43 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 34399. | el.serioso (elserioso) | 45.43 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 34400. | SRINIVASA VARMA (varma369) | 45.43 | 96% | 2012-03-27 |
| 34401. | Steve (stevehauser11) | 45.43 | 96% | 2013-05-20 |
| 34402. | dewz (dews) | 45.43 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 34403. | Duyên (bongbongthuytinh) | 45.43 | 96% | 2016-07-10 |
| 34404. | nayeli (nayerrrrr44) | 45.42 | 95% | 2023-09-10 |
| 34405. | Trevor (leafrider) | 45.42 | 97% | 2013-10-07 |
| 34406. | Gideon (theoptimist) | 45.42 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 34407. | Jonny (free_heeler) | 45.41 | 92% | 2012-04-15 |
| 34408. | Klice (klice) | 45.41 | 95% | 2018-04-26 |
| 34409. | Eqbal (eqbal) | 45.40 | 95% | 2013-03-16 |
| 34410. | Adrian (tiverius157) | 45.40 | 92% | 2020-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |