As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13233. | drywalleater34 (thiccblah_) | 72.54 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
13234. | hoangnam75 (hoagnnam75) | 72.54 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
13235. | Serdulan (serludan) | 72.53 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
13236. | slow typist (typehero22) | 72.53 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
13237. | Alessandro (aletex) | 72.53 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
13238. | naruto (matrix_code) | 72.53 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
13239. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 72.53 | 95% | 2015-10-05 |
13240. | Walson (wals) | 72.52 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
13241. | Vincent (vincback) | 72.52 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
13242. | Orfam (alexorfanedes) | 72.52 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
13243. | PTiago (ptiag0) | 72.51 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
13244. | Johnboy (lord_shisu) | 72.51 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
13245. | Sean (thesirpotato) | 72.51 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
13246. | Jamshaid (shazadji) | 72.51 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
13247. | Joe (bubustrick) | 72.50 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
13248. | Sweg (sweg_yolo69) | 72.50 | 90% | 2016-03-02 |
13249. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 72.49 | 98.6% | 2023-12-14 |
13250. | sky (elsecaller) | 72.49 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
13251. | Kanti (gunjique) | 72.49 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
13252. | marshal (sharpie0101) | 72.49 | 92% | 2015-05-07 |
13253. | Mekrigen (mekrigen) | 72.49 | 97% | 2024-03-01 |
13254. | reasonable (reasonablegoat) | 72.48 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
13255. | Austin (bossmw2player11) | 72.48 | 89% | 2016-02-10 |
13256. | gechleng (ngorgechleng) | 72.48 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
13257. | Mel (nc0de) | 72.48 | 96% | 2020-02-03 |
13258. | Johnny (boneritis) | 72.48 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
13259. | Vince (vinceu15) | 72.48 | 95% | 2015-07-07 |
13260. | king (kingclem) | 72.47 | 96% | 2021-12-09 |
13261. | A (a_fish) | 72.47 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
13262. | Shibasis (ship9x) | 72.47 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |