So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35244. | MICHAEL (mwinn9) | 39.73 | 94% | 2020-03-02 |
| 35245. | birendra (kitsbiru) | 39.73 | 92% | 2016-09-30 |
| 35246. | Achilles8x (achilles8x) | 39.73 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 35247. | Light (lightghimire) | 39.72 | 92.7% | 2023-06-27 |
| 35248. | ucok (ucoknaga) | 39.72 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 35249. | giniyat (fsgini) | 39.72 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 35250. | Zenith (zenith1g) | 39.71 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 35251. | Bobzero (bobzero) | 39.71 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 35252. | indonesian (indonesia) | 39.71 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 35253. | Emil (slugg) | 39.70 | 90% | 2015-10-01 |
| 35254. | Dhruv (daddyguns_) | 39.69 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 35255. | Ali (ali_pro) | 39.69 | 91% | 2021-08-25 |
| 35256. | Kosjenka (kosjenka) | 39.69 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 35257. | Chris (bigkahuna) | 39.69 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 35258. | Luis (mangan) | 39.69 | 82% | 2016-07-08 |
| 35259. | Nguyen (myouzen) | 39.68 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 35260. | abdulla (elpop) | 39.67 | 95% | 2021-03-09 |
| 35261. | lofr1t (lofr1t) | 39.66 | 93% | 2021-08-28 |
| 35262. | Trần (thuytran898) | 39.66 | 91% | 2011-12-25 |
| 35263. | Haj Mohsen (mohsenmkh71) | 39.65 | 94% | 2022-02-03 |
| 35264. | Mohammed (mkalawadi) | 39.64 | 94% | 2021-07-27 |
| 35265. | Louise (llouise_tiffany) | 39.64 | 91% | 2012-12-23 |
| 35266. | yo (eqwp452) | 39.62 | 93% | 2022-05-14 |
| 35267. | Tina Ye (tinaye) | 39.61 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
| 35268. | dwati (dwati) | 39.61 | 94% | 2013-08-09 |
| 35269. | shuvasish (jogga_jasus) | 39.60 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 35270. | Mohamed (s7itx) | 39.59 | 92% | 2023-01-13 |
| 35271. | kawai (bryanhkw) | 39.59 | 89% | 2011-05-16 |
| 35272. | French Fries (jhonreduard) | 39.59 | 87% | 2016-05-06 |
| 35273. | Helen E. (dgood) | 39.59 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |