I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9903. | BAM (big_ben6) | 90.40 | 98% | 2025-07-13 |
| 9904. | park (jiministhebest) | 90.40 | 99% | 2022-12-25 |
| 9905. | R (fjasifjaficaom) | 90.40 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
| 9906. | ega (egareyh) | 90.40 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 9907. | Dan (danisoz12) | 90.40 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 9908. | deez (ishkena) | 90.39 | 94.7% | 2023-07-23 |
| 9909. | Dio (diobrando419) | 90.39 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9910. | TTKO (ttko_lu) | 90.38 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 9911. | Jacob (addthenine) | 90.38 | 100% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9912. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 90.38 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
| 9913. | Allen (agginham) | 90.38 | 97.6% | 2023-08-15 |
| 9914. | Hayden (hayden_1204) | 90.37 | 96.7% | 2024-03-05 |
| 9915. | Chloro (chlorowins) | 90.37 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 9916. | SHU (shu_ik) | 90.37 | 99% | 2022-03-06 |
| 9917. | Sevket (sevketbat) | 90.37 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 9918. | QWERTY (natalie_z1) | 90.37 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 9919. | Cindy (elpha) | 90.36 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 9920. | Ankush (ankush12345) | 90.36 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
| 9921. | William (accugroove) | 90.36 | 93% | 2017-01-28 |
| 9922. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 90.34 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 9923. | Firelove (firelove7k) | 90.33 | 97% | 2026-01-02 |
| 9924. | ak (dogsocks) | 90.33 | 99% | 2017-09-10 |
| 9925. | Fraser (attract_) | 90.33 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 9926. | Tor (temyrvang) | 90.33 | 95.5% | 2021-02-14 |
| 9927. | Bone (bonepriest) | 90.33 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| 9928. | Timofey (timofey_s) | 90.33 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 9929. | Carson (cbragg923) | 90.33 | 99% | 2018-04-19 |
| 9930. | jakub (kubaso) | 90.32 | 98% | 2025-02-10 |
| 9931. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 90.32 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9932. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 90.32 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |