The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23051. | Marijan (chevap) | 67.18 | 90% | 2016-10-20 |
| 23052. | Nice (nicebanter) | 67.18 | 87% | 2017-02-09 |
| 23053. | Juliano (julianosott) | 67.18 | 97% | 2013-12-06 |
| 23054. | Pyop (pyop) | 67.17 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 23055. | Kasia (sokoleoko2046) | 67.17 | 95% | 2012-09-20 |
| 23056. | Zyllyana (zyllyan) | 67.17 | 94% | 2018-10-04 |
| 23057. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 67.17 | 94% | 2014-06-24 |
| 23058. | WO MAN (lwm1116) | 67.17 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 23059. | PrPr (jas6429) | 67.17 | 96% | 2013-06-28 |
| 23060. | Cybharg (bhargavac) | 67.17 | 93% | 2013-06-05 |
| 23061. | Adam (apollo1) | 67.17 | 95% | 2015-11-11 |
| 23062. | Yash (yash23) | 67.16 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 23063. | JSlyk (jslyk) | 67.16 | 95% | 2021-12-02 |
| 23064. | Jonny (karunakaruna) | 67.16 | 89% | 2011-06-17 |
| 23065. | Mari (cool3eb) | 67.16 | 98% | 2011-06-07 |
| 23066. | Chance (chances019) | 67.16 | 95% | 2015-01-09 |
| 23067. | michael (mlam10293) | 67.15 | 94% | 2016-01-09 |
| 23068. | A (terrible_penguin) | 67.15 | 98.5% | 2023-05-30 |
| 23069. | Jhin (jhin4) | 67.15 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
| 23070. | Zia (mechatronic_beast) | 67.15 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 23071. | TheHurriedRabbit (thehurrie... | 67.15 | 95% | 2023-04-21 |
| 23072. | Marlo (the_law_ph) | 67.15 | 94% | 2021-05-10 |
| 23073. | Tyler (exilereject) | 67.15 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 23074. | Neilio (lagwagone) | 67.15 | 98% | 2014-10-13 |
| 23075. | Mark (texasranger) | 67.15 | 94% | 2012-03-18 |
| 23076. | Honda (elnaz) | 67.15 | 97% | 2012-04-28 |
| 23077. | urhaairybllsck (urhaairybll... | 67.14 | 96% | 2023-07-08 |
| 23078. | Roz (roz5) | 67.14 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 23079. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 67.14 | 94% | 2022-02-28 |
| 23080. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 67.14 | 94% | 2017-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |