You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
745 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1451. | Cameron (sebajun) | 83.50 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 1452. | Carmelo (fl0res) | 83.44 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 1453. | Shut (ihavekillaura) | 83.38 | 96% | 2019-01-20 |
| 1454. | Typing accurately... (rkvc) | 83.38 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1455. | oskar (oskarle99) | 83.35 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1456. | Vincent (vinhsenpai) | 83.34 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1457. | Will (wsmiteh) | 83.34 | 95% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1458. | Dylan (funkadelishman) | 83.33 | 96% | 2018-06-17 |
| 1459. | Ghazanfer (ghazanfer) | 83.32 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 1460. | Troy (troydaigneau) | 83.29 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1461. | Zubin (zkim9546) | 83.24 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1462. | Sarah (sarah2005meow) | 83.24 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1463. | Christian (paralin) | 83.22 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| 1464. | Bantu (bantu88) | 83.22 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1465. | anant (nntnag17) | 83.21 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1466. | Laura (luckybishop) | 83.16 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1467. | Renson (renson1) | 83.14 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 1468. | Meirage (csgomaster) | 83.14 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 1469. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 83.14 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 1470. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 83.12 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
| 1471. | Terra (terranavis) | 83.12 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1472. | Lukas (hardwiredsports) | 83.11 | 96% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1473. | David (wavexz) | 83.09 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 1474. | Will (greggaz) | 83.06 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 1475. | Julian (julrobb) | 83.05 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1476. | Algen (algenhills) | 83.02 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1477. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 83.02 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1478. | Neithen (neithen_s) | 83.01 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1479. | NekokeN (hr47) | 83.01 | 95% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1480. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 83.00 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |