The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28236. | Xeno (xenofiend) | 58.19 | 95% | 2011-08-15 |
| 28237. | Omar (omarelsahn) | 58.18 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 28238. | Austin (millerlite) | 58.18 | 96% | 2022-05-02 |
| 28239. | linda (linda) | 58.18 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 28240. | Carlos (carloshpf) | 58.17 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 28241. | ujwal (lawjudxt) | 58.17 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 28242. | peTr (petr) | 58.17 | 91% | 2012-03-26 |
| 28243. | Marc (mbre) | 58.17 | 96% | 2011-09-18 |
| 28244. | David (dalouis) | 58.17 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 28245. | Borlagotch (19jonono) | 58.16 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 28246. | Dek (dek24) | 58.16 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 28247. | Andre (acarrilho) | 58.16 | 96% | 2011-12-06 |
| 28248. | Jairdan (twin_turbo_two) | 58.15 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 28249. | Robert (tredawg) | 58.15 | 88% | 2015-05-14 |
| 28250. | Mario (matan002) | 58.15 | 90% | 2016-01-26 |
| 28251. | Vitaly (strider74) | 58.15 | 95% | 2014-09-22 |
| 28252. | Akash (akash_op) | 58.14 | 94% | 2023-04-27 |
| 28253. | ELITEVTYPER (elitekryptonix) | 58.14 | 85% | 2017-03-07 |
| 28254. | Lance (lancer99) | 58.14 | 94% | 2017-08-06 |
| 28255. | surendra (surex54) | 58.14 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
| 28256. | lien (thanlanuot) | 58.14 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 28257. | Moto (moto) | 58.14 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 28258. | Jay (jayli0809) | 58.13 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 28259. | AtomicGG (atomic1252) | 58.13 | 96.1% | 2023-06-22 |
| 28260. | Matthew (hellomyguy) | 58.13 | 95.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 28261. | Shaan (mitnick) | 58.13 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 28262. | Cocofifi (cocofifi) | 58.13 | 94% | 2012-07-22 |
| 28263. | İsmail (anemo) | 58.13 | 96% | 2015-02-23 |
| 28264. | Jerq (joberttayag) | 58.13 | 98% | 2012-02-20 |
| 28265. | lin (linshan) | 58.13 | 98% | 2012-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |