Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1636. | Sarao Jeepney (awe1212) | 84.42 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 1637. | Argentina player faster (mk... | 84.41 | 98% | 2019-03-20 |
| 1638. | MyBihLuhDoCocaine (mybiluhd... | 84.39 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1639. | Elden (bloab) | 84.36 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1640. | rohit_india (rohit_typefast) | 84.35 | 99% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1641. | Poop (ilikechayu) | 84.35 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1642. | David (2mill) | 84.35 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1643. | Mirkhad (cmirkhad) | 84.35 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 1644. | Markus (mkh90) | 84.34 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 1645. | Zach (11037) | 84.32 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 1646. | sjorn (sjorn) | 84.30 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 1647. | Minä (arabwinner) | 84.29 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1648. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 84.28 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 1649. | James Ethan (laszerbeam) | 84.27 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1650. | Rafael (rafmonster) | 84.26 | 95% | 2018-04-06 |
| 1651. | Ethan (conanethan) | 84.23 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 1652. | chowder (elitechowder) | 84.22 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 1653. | (roiii) | 84.21 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 1654. | Pogchamp (poggerchamps) | 84.20 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 1655. | Hassan (ha559) | 84.16 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 1656. | Boris (bb667) | 84.16 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1657. | A (kmos) | 84.16 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 1658. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 84.15 | 98% | 2018-12-31 |
| 1659. | Arnold (nosleepinginfilmclass) | 84.15 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1660. | Cream Of (creamofroach) | 84.14 | 99% | 2020-09-22 |
| 1661. | KW (pelleas) | 84.13 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1662. | Piotr (yahoo358) | 84.12 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 1663. | bub (bubmaley) | 84.09 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1664. | tw1tch (tw1tch) | 84.07 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 1665. | Alre (alrestin) | 84.07 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |