So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14567. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 77.28 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 14568. | Hieu (txhieu) | 77.28 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 14569. | daisy (daisypops) | 77.28 | 94% | 2014-11-07 |
| 14570. | JL (junolee2404) | 77.27 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 14571. | Bartek (barteker19) | 77.27 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 14572. | Marius (mariusniveri) | 77.27 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 14573. | Alan (remmedy1) | 77.27 | 99% | 2018-09-28 |
| 14574. | Luis (luwec) | 77.27 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 14575. | Khoa (khoadeptrai111) | 77.27 | 95% | 2021-09-18 |
| 14576. | WSY (elyx_2302) | 77.27 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 14577. | Slug (iwilltypefastoneday) | 77.27 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 14578. | Gabriel (agushrush) | 77.27 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 14579. | Suthep (suthep) | 77.27 | 93% | 2015-02-16 |
| 14580. | Jan (robinsonian) | 77.27 | 98% | 2011-09-15 |
| 14581. | Zeid (hozning) | 77.27 | 92% | 2017-01-25 |
| 14582. | Alex (alexruben) | 77.27 | 97% | 2016-08-08 |
| 14583. | Julian (kuroneko) | 77.26 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 14584. | Kyle (tacobear69) | 77.26 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14585. | ⠀ (elfn) | 77.26 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14586. | psyche (psycheswirl8) | 77.26 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 14587. | havii (haviihavii) | 77.25 | 91% | 2014-10-09 |
| 14588. | TeleostCat (teleostcat) | 77.25 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 14589. | Boon Peng (keithpeng) | 77.25 | 92% | 2016-09-08 |
| 14590. | Alien (aliensqueakytoy) | 77.25 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 14591. | Bean (doomlegume) | 77.25 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 14592. | Caleb (calebegg) | 77.25 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 14593. | Manzur (manzur05) | 77.25 | 97% | 2013-06-13 |
| 14594. | Rachel (rjherman) | 77.24 | 95% | 2011-08-11 |
| 14595. | Chelseafc (naesgnuhc) | 77.24 | 92% | 2014-01-02 |
| 14596. | Gary (potato2020) | 77.24 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |