As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18663. | (kellenmhose) | 64.31 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 18664. | (vaatto) | 64.31 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 18665. | (ifimverywrong) | 64.31 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 18666. | (chunkyyogurt) | 64.30 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 18667. | (arstheone) | 64.30 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 18668. | (driftyx5) | 64.30 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 18669. | (luffy12) | 64.30 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 18670. | (ronaldd225) | 64.30 | 95.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 18671. | (bdieseldorff) | 64.30 | 97% | 2016-04-27 |
| 18672. | (erik2405__) | 64.29 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 18673. | (heroesboss) | 64.29 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 18674. | Halley (picassobaby) | 64.29 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 18675. | (krarc) | 64.29 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 18676. | (ssreeramj) | 64.29 | 95.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 18677. | (kumar_thapa) | 64.29 | 91% | 2015-07-24 |
| 18678. | (finn7736) | 64.29 | 97% | 2016-05-06 |
| 18679. | vrum vrum (elex_) | 64.28 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 18680. | (eclipsum) | 64.28 | 92% | 2017-01-23 |
| 18681. | (tejas_235) | 64.28 | 95% | 2022-06-24 |
| 18682. | (_tj09) | 64.28 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 18683. | Branimir (brankeros_17) | 64.28 | 94% | 2020-07-10 |
| 18684. | ZT (gilborne) | 64.28 | 95% | 2019-11-22 |
| 18685. | (onsides) | 64.27 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
| 18686. | (theamazingfelix) | 64.27 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 18687. | (shivsimsh) | 64.27 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 18688. | (yeshua_777) | 64.26 | 89% | 2016-10-03 |
| 18689. | (ruster) | 64.26 | 94% | 2023-04-10 |
| 18690. | (shadaokami) | 64.26 | 97.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 18691. | (yammagar) | 64.26 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
| 18692. | (therewere3) | 64.26 | 95% | 2022-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |