So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6731. | Emmanuel (giantimi) | 93.65 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 6732. | chuckey (chuckey) | 93.64 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 6733. | Brendan (wikiplaystyperacer) | 93.64 | 91% | 2016-02-11 |
| 6734. | Jpjt (jyrah) | 93.64 | 97.1% | 2023-06-20 |
| 6735. | Dan (dkwall) | 93.63 | 92% | 2014-10-17 |
| 6736. | Diego (divarela) | 93.63 | 97.7% | 2023-05-30 |
| 6737. | Eujean (eujean) | 93.63 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 6738. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 93.63 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 6739. | Mozes (newshield) | 93.63 | 91% | 2014-12-17 |
| 6740. | Joshua (krumpage) | 93.63 | 95% | 2013-08-02 |
| 6741. | λ (yambda) | 93.62 | 97.5% | 2023-10-01 |
| 6742. | Ray (polopopy) | 93.62 | 95.4% | 2023-06-13 |
| 6743. | peench (gozaimasu) | 93.62 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 6744. | Sven (sfonxs) | 93.61 | 93% | 2016-10-13 |
| 6745. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 93.61 | 97.4% | 2023-09-28 |
| 6746. | Dietrich (dietrich) | 93.61 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| 6747. | Ev (finev) | 93.60 | 97% | 2016-10-12 |
| 6748. | Steve (shawt) | 93.60 | 98% | 2014-03-18 |
| 6749. | elephanturd (elephanturd) | 93.60 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 6750. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 93.60 | 94% | 2013-10-02 |
| 6751. | greeendino (greeendino) | 93.59 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 6752. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 93.59 | 98% | 2012-06-21 |
| 6753. | kookoo (lockloe) | 93.58 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
| 6754. | EetMyBung (banaynaytruck) | 93.57 | 94% | 2016-08-24 |
| 6755. | Jan (yentzeg) | 93.57 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 6756. | Tj (minotourr) | 93.57 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 6757. | Yize (zjuwyz) | 93.57 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 6758. | Yessir (romans828) | 93.57 | 96% | 2013-06-27 |
| 6759. | Derkz (derkz) | 93.57 | 93% | 2013-06-28 |
| 6760. | em;)y (emwinky) | 93.57 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |