So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32585. | tstats[rahugg_] (rahugg_) | 47.95 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
| 32586. | Muhammad Galih (jarotgemink) | 47.94 | 92% | 2023-09-04 |
| 32587. | panda (gloriouspanda) | 47.94 | 97.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 32588. | Aaron (aaron5457) | 47.93 | 92% | 2021-07-02 |
| 32589. | Ankit (baiskhiyar) | 47.93 | 93% | 2021-01-13 |
| 32590. | Alexis (incmach) | 47.93 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 32591. | fname (jodeapple) | 47.93 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
| 32592. | Anand (sine_anand) | 47.92 | 95% | 2023-03-30 |
| 32593. | Pórem (minipoloalex) | 47.92 | 93% | 2018-02-04 |
| 32594. | Reudismam (reudismam) | 47.92 | 92% | 2013-10-27 |
| 32595. | khadijah (khadijah) | 47.92 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 32596. | Shajan (shajanvm) | 47.91 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 32597. | Kanlachan (mustboa) | 47.91 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 32598. | Dominic (unimog) | 47.91 | 90% | 2015-10-13 |
| 32599. | Alex (therapy) | 47.91 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 32600. | yoyo (i0y0) | 47.91 | 92% | 2015-02-06 |
| 32601. | Luciano (lucianom) | 47.90 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 32602. | ElinaZzZ (elenaized) | 47.90 | 84% | 2012-08-23 |
| 32603. | Ghribi (kaspersaif) | 47.90 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 32604. | denys (denisoh) | 47.89 | 90% | 2016-09-04 |
| 32605. | slobo (slobo55) | 47.89 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 32606. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 47.89 | 99% | 2021-09-23 |
| 32607. | CptnAzk (cptnazk) | 47.89 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 32608. | Vasudha (vuvuzella) | 47.89 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 32609. | Matt (matthewsfanclub) | 47.89 | 89% | 2014-01-01 |
| 32610. | JJP7 (jjp7) | 47.89 | 94% | 2019-06-09 |
| 32611. | Rashid (rashidd) | 47.89 | 90% | 2012-04-25 |
| 32612. | Raymond (racerwins) | 47.89 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
| 32613. | rushmin (panduka) | 47.89 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
| 32614. | speedemon (speedemon1782) | 47.88 | 94% | 2022-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |