As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2814. | Flo (froz3n_wafl3s) | 107.34 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2815. | 8-ball (mattboy_) | 107.33 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 2816. | Kevin (miniluigi) | 107.32 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2817. | Shawna (shawnanic856) | 107.31 | 99% | 2025-06-18 |
| 2818. | Bobby226 (bobby226) | 107.31 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 2819. | Ayden (yoitsayden) | 107.30 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2820. | martz (martz71899) | 107.29 | 96% | 2015-10-14 |
| 2821. | . (trihard7) | 107.29 | 99% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2822. | Jack (tzak) | 107.27 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2823. | a (tinle1307) | 107.27 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 2824. | joe (thiefraccoon) | 107.26 | 93% | 2016-09-01 |
| 2825. | gangreenie (gangreenie) | 107.26 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 2826. | Tommy (spiken98) | 107.26 | 98% | 2016-01-23 |
| 2827. | rock_hat (glitchscott) | 107.26 | 99% | 2016-12-20 |
| 2828. | Mike (mmanzinger) | 107.25 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 2829. | . (xtypscer) | 107.24 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
| 2830. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 107.22 | 100% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2831. | Girffe (girffe) | 107.22 | 96% | 2017-01-06 |
| 2832. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 107.22 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 2833. | Elliot_1980_UK (elliot_notts) | 107.22 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 2834. | Matt (elements) | 107.22 | 96% | 2015-08-31 |
| 2835. | ShadowCPU (difirenciacpu) | 107.22 | 96% | 2016-01-15 |
| 2836. | Ben (blister99) | 107.21 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2837. | TW (twwu) | 107.20 | 94% | 2016-09-07 |
| 2838. | Zack (zackizgamer) | 107.20 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 2839. | mr.hogsman (hogsman) | 107.19 | 98% | 2023-03-18 |
| 2840. | Josh (vballdart) | 107.19 | 97% | 2017-04-28 |
| 2841. | (anarchist69) | 107.18 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 2842. | abacon233 (abacon233) | 107.17 | 97% | 2024-06-16 |
| 2843. | Lasse (geeks) | 107.17 | 96% | 2015-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |