And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1082. | Ilz (ilzwalrus) | 136.43 | 91% | 2013-03-20 |
| 1083. | Dan (ayrilo) | 136.43 | 99% | 2022-06-24 |
| 1084. | Joe (lemmma) | 136.41 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 1085. | Aaron (arcfide) | 136.41 | 98% | 2014-07-11 |
| 1086. | jubilachi (jubilachi) | 136.39 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 1087. | (loom981) | 136.38 | 98.8% | 2023-06-02 |
| 1088. | Kaito (_matsui_) | 136.38 | 98% | 2013-10-14 |
| 1089. | pussyslayer (bangin_ur_gf) | 136.36 | 97% | 2013-12-12 |
| 1090. | Mitchell (catchers_mitt) | 136.36 | 99% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1091. | neynt (neynt) | 136.35 | 93% | 2014-12-18 |
| 1092. | Learning (beginnercolemak) | 136.33 | 99% | 2014-03-10 |
| 1093. | lith (lithium332) | 136.30 | 98% | 2012-11-30 |
| 1094. | F (foot) | 136.29 | — | 2009-10-21 |
| 1095. | Edward (eding) | 136.28 | 96% | 2013-11-14 |
| 1096. | MJ (mj970325) | 136.28 | 96% | 2014-05-27 |
| 1097. | J-J ✈ the jet plane (jjadup) | 136.28 | 98% | 2012-08-15 |
| 1098. | Evelyn (evelynbryn) | 136.26 | 99% | 2016-03-04 |
| 1099. | lemon shoes (elementro) | 136.26 | 98% | 2017-03-08 |
| 1100. | Blah (no_lifer) | 136.23 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 1101. | GoKeWhO (gokewho) | 136.23 | 99% | 2023-06-28 |
| 1102. | ABC (funnelcake9) | 136.17 | 100% | 2022-01-06 |
| 1103. | Solomon (donutrk) | 136.13 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 1104. | Lina Inverse (inviolable1) | 136.12 | 97% | 2015-01-05 |
| 1105. | Sam (rootbeeraward) | 136.12 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 1106. | (´・ω・｀) (gahama) | 136.11 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 1107. | asdf (intheoryno) | 136.10 | 95% | 2014-06-01 |
| 1108. | Ian (mithril_knight) | 136.08 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 1109. | old account (geometricv) | 136.07 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 1110. | JohnPhilip (jinrakka) | 136.05 | 98% | 2012-01-27 |
| 1111. | Oliver (olisway) | 136.04 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |