I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15999. | hk (hakhak) | 74.64 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 16000. | KLM (klm0010) | 74.64 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 16001. | Jeannie (jeannie_jackson) | 74.64 | 99% | 2021-01-14 |
| 16002. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 74.64 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 16003. | Jack (jhudson85) | 74.64 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 16004. | sherk (shelleydubbs) | 74.64 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 16005. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 74.64 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 16006. | Marco (typrod) | 74.63 | 99% | 2022-01-11 |
| 16007. | Anvesh (anvesh2013) | 74.63 | 98.2% | 2024-05-05 |
| 16008. | Ethan (ethanxxxl) | 74.63 | 95% | 2021-10-24 |
| 16009. | Omkar Ghanekar (omicar) | 74.62 | 99% | 2025-09-03 |
| 16010. | Steve (speedyboiiiii69) | 74.62 | 100% | 2023-09-15 |
| 16011. | ame chan (happykaeya) | 74.62 | 95.7% | 2024-11-27 |
| 16012. | 李贞贤 (chocokeikeu) | 74.62 | 95% | 2017-09-10 |
| 16013. | Derek (derekcfop) | 74.62 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 16014. | Sir Addons (joey7) | 74.62 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 16015. | Verushan (elementrix_8) | 74.61 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 16016. | Tm710 (tm710) | 74.61 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 16017. | kacper (leszczyn) | 74.61 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 16018. | Asewze (asewze) | 74.60 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 16019. | kamikadze (kamikadze009) | 74.60 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16020. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 74.60 | 98.8% | 2023-05-17 |
| 16021. | ig: aliosayle (alioss) | 74.59 | 95% | 2025-11-13 |
| 16022. | GilbM13 (gilbm13) | 74.59 | 95% | 2025-09-22 |
| 16023. | Malfoy (malfoy69420) | 74.59 | 95.5% | 2023-05-29 |
| 16024. | Nandhu (nandhu871) | 74.59 | 97.1% | 2023-07-27 |
| 16025. | Marcoh (matler845) | 74.59 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 16026. | Hopelezz (zerloth) | 74.59 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 16027. | Mustafa (mustafaalyagoub) | 74.59 | 96% | 2018-02-24 |
| 16028. | CAMEROONIAN (237650004447) | 74.58 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |