Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19030. | (hello0olleh) | 69.66 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 19031. | (dunderalf) | 69.66 | 95.8% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19032. | (srirag100) | 69.66 | 92% | 2012-11-26 |
| 19033. | (hristijanp) | 69.66 | 93% | 2013-03-29 |
| 19034. | Udit (catherod) | 69.65 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 19035. | (lacton44) | 69.65 | 94% | 2022-09-26 |
| 19036. | (cheruphim) | 69.65 | 89% | 2011-10-02 |
| 19037. | (djangly) | 69.65 | 95% | 2021-08-08 |
| 19038. | Nishchit (mr0bn0xi0us) | 69.65 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 19039. | (needhelpintyping) | 69.65 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 19040. | Cheryl (cheryl_cao) | 69.64 | 97% | 2016-02-29 |
| 19041. | (tmjohnson) | 69.64 | 96% | 2011-10-31 |
| 19042. | (abracadaver) | 69.64 | 94% | 2014-01-10 |
| 19043. | Dan (writfate) | 69.64 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 19044. | (paragparag) | 69.64 | 99% | 2020-12-22 |
| 19045. | Gio (crookiemonster) | 69.64 | 95% | 2019-10-15 |
| 19046. | Jade (thanhchuyen) | 69.63 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 19047. | (cynibro) | 69.63 | 96% | 2019-07-12 |
| 19048. | Daniel (pekdaniel) | 69.63 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 19049. | (akiramonster) | 69.63 | 97% | 2012-09-25 |
| 19050. | (kribenz) | 69.63 | 91% | 2013-06-02 |
| 19051. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 69.63 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 19052. | (stamoulohta) | 69.63 | 98.5% | 2023-09-29 |
| 19053. | Carrot (elelin) | 69.63 | 95% | 2022-07-11 |
| 19054. | (roflcopter123) | 69.62 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 19055. | (ngrj93) | 69.62 | 94% | 2016-05-10 |
| 19056. | Mai (itsmemai) | 69.62 | 91% | 2017-03-19 |
| 19057. | (loach) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 19058. | (ellliejane) | 69.62 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 19059. | Dylan (dilly1) | 69.62 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |