Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13154. | Theologic (theologic) | 80.09 | 100% | 2013-01-21 |
| 13155. | Victoria (vicludovico) | 80.09 | 92% | 2015-02-16 |
| 13156. | John (jkalogriopoulos) | 80.09 | 97% | 2012-09-16 |
| 13157. | Insub (dskumpf) | 80.08 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 13158. | Becca (beccamata96) | 80.08 | 97% | 2016-04-14 |
| 13159. | bald (baldguy) | 80.08 | 96% | 2011-10-26 |
| 13160. | Դավիթ (seyranyandavid) | 80.08 | 97% | 2013-04-30 |
| 13161. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 80.07 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 13162. | Bethanoo (fuzomania) | 80.07 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 13163. | Stadics (stadics) | 80.07 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 13164. | patrickstar505 (patrickstar... | 80.07 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 13165. | Andy (summermint) | 80.07 | 94% | 2017-04-12 |
| 13166. | kynght (kd1157) | 80.07 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 13167. | nicole (teeka949) | 80.07 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 13168. | Vladimir (mourner) | 80.07 | 94% | 2016-06-01 |
| 13169. | Arthur (kintsuki) | 80.07 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 13170. | Dylan (dylanv67) | 80.06 | 92% | 2014-04-21 |
| 13171. | okayish (okayish) | 80.06 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 13172. | Sanket (newbie24082002) | 80.06 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 13173. | sanny (scd92318) | 80.06 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 13174. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 80.06 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13175. | Angelo John (abalili89) | 80.06 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 13176. | abdullah (abdullah_ui) | 80.06 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 13177. | meli (meli0604) | 80.06 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| 13178. | sayo (sayo_) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 13179. | Erlend (eleeee) | 80.06 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 13180. | pipez (pipez) | 80.06 | 93% | 2015-04-04 |
| 13181. | Tim (spiderspud) | 80.06 | 95% | 2013-03-21 |
| 13182. | sebs (slausell) | 80.06 | 94% | 2013-11-05 |
| 13183. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 80.06 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |