It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2971. | James (jrm371) | 71.42 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 2972. | Calvin (racing_weirdo) | 71.40 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2973. | Brock (brocky) | 71.40 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2974. | cruise control (terminator_... | 71.40 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 2975. | Jane (slalomwondergirl) | 71.37 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 2976. | Hoshi (lazz121) | 71.35 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 2977. | Vudthi (vudthi) | 71.34 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2978. | first (wasinthana) | 71.31 | 95% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2979. | Mehti (lylehti) | 71.30 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2980. | Jacek (nietaki) | 71.26 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 2981. | serdna (serdnerd) | 71.25 | 95% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2982. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 71.23 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 2983. | antifragile (antifragile) | 71.23 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2984. | venus® (venuspailer) | 71.23 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 2985. | rare (raree) | 71.22 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2986. | Mindjolt (mindjolt) | 71.22 | 96% | 2019-09-30 |
| 2987. | Stanciu (electronized) | 71.21 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 2988. | Martin (emerikn) | 71.19 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 2989. | Trey (treyjohnson_84) | 71.19 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 2990. | Charleston (charlestongrays) | 71.19 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2991. | George (typing_bot) | 71.19 | 94% | 2017-12-14 |
| 2992. | Ryan (anry1717) | 71.18 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 2993. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 71.17 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 2994. | SighingSlider (sighingslider) | 71.16 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 2995. | jk- (justkidding_) | 71.16 | 97% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2996. | nu (n3wbie) | 71.15 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 2997. | Pointyepic (pointyepic) | 71.15 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 2998. | Khanh Hung (hungnkuon) | 71.14 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2999. | You (checkicus) | 71.14 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
| 3000. | Marcus (laxiog) | 71.13 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |