So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7843. | Taejas (taejas) | 90.25 | 97.7% | 2023-06-28 |
| 7844. | Banga (rockyt) | 90.25 | 96% | 2016-07-15 |
| 7845. | Tommy (dextonjl) | 90.24 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 7846. | Daniel (dedicateddan) | 90.24 | 97% | 2015-01-26 |
| 7847. | (saidenhide) | 90.24 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 7848. | (zaerae) | 90.23 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 7849. | (randome513) | 90.23 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
| 7850. | Taylor (hauser) | 90.23 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 7851. | mfs (mfs_racer) | 90.22 | 97% | 2018-11-04 |
| 7852. | T (soboredatwork) | 90.22 | 95% | 2016-01-30 |
| 7853. | (ukrunic) | 90.22 | 99% | 2014-12-26 |
| 7854. | Kobe (carnivorouscube9917) | 90.21 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 7855. | (duchuynguyen94) | 90.21 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 7856. | (saadgodly) | 90.21 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 7857. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 90.21 | 93% | 2017-03-30 |
| 7858. | (ssguest) | 90.21 | 97% | 2015-06-22 |
| 7859. | Joey (jbizzyjones) | 90.20 | 98% | 2011-11-22 |
| 7860. | (norio2738) | 90.20 | 86% | 2016-05-09 |
| 7861. | Jay (jdpthota) | 90.20 | 99% | 2018-01-18 |
| 7862. | (insys) | 90.20 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 7863. | Dustin (hellishemo) | 90.20 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 7864. | Bob (fastbob) | 90.20 | 92% | 2011-11-05 |
| 7865. | Kate (explorer) | 90.20 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 7866. | www.twitch.tv/happleton (el... | 90.20 | 94% | 2013-12-01 |
| 7867. | (dindinlicker) | 90.20 | 93% | 2016-10-15 |
| 7868. | Alex (alexdrans) | 90.19 | 87% | 2011-11-09 |
| 7869. | (kiiiiiiiiii) | 90.19 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 7870. | Pedro (akhaiz) | 90.18 | 97% | 2020-02-07 |
| 7871. | (cloudmushman) | 90.18 | 96.9% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7872. | (chrisyeungg) | 90.18 | 93% | 2016-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |