So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23068. | Nhung (chjcky) | 63.05 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 23069. | Chibueze (xwiz) | 63.05 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 23070. | (seacobra) | 63.05 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 23071. | (nomazu) | 63.04 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 23072. | (jolomaho) | 63.04 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
| 23073. | (mjm2202) | 63.04 | 95.9% | 2023-05-25 |
| 23074. | Uriel (avensky) | 63.04 | 99% | 2016-01-13 |
| 23075. | (k1ckserve) | 63.04 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 23076. | (phupx_55) | 63.04 | 93% | 2011-12-04 |
| 23077. | (sumeet_best) | 63.04 | 92% | 2013-03-27 |
| 23078. | (kardinaalanaal) | 63.03 | 92% | 2020-05-24 |
| 23079. | Soberlols (soberlols) | 63.03 | 84% | 2013-12-20 |
| 23080. | Abhishek (mypracticesessions) | 63.03 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 23081. | Turtle (ninjaturtle) | 63.03 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 23082. | (cremozar) | 63.02 | 94% | 2019-01-12 |
| 23083. | (kylasister) | 63.02 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 23084. | (slowin) | 63.01 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 23085. | (karanbains) | 63.01 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 23086. | TemporalJam (temporaljam) | 63.01 | 96.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23087. | (rabbitlove) | 63.01 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 23088. | (electrofox) | 63.01 | 95% | 2018-10-11 |
| 23089. | (slumdog) | 63.01 | 96% | 2011-12-01 |
| 23090. | Sven (paindevil07) | 63.00 | 94% | 2021-10-28 |
| 23091. | jeremyWINZ (jeremiah_munguia) | 63.00 | 97% | 2015-08-14 |
| 23092. | (mhylooo) | 63.00 | — | 2011-01-14 |
| 23093. | (kirb) | 63.00 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 23094. | (kalash) | 62.99 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 23095. | (adwxnz) | 62.99 | 95% | 2022-06-04 |
| 23096. | (craxon_is_baackk) | 62.99 | 95% | 2023-10-20 |
| 23097. | Carr (theorangeguy) | 62.99 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |