The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11499. | Mahiuddin (akhand) | 43.88 | 97% | 2014-04-15 |
| 11500. | Benjamin (schmidtrekt) | 43.87 | 79% | 2016-07-07 |
| 11501. | Subhankar (subhankarch) | 43.87 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
| 11502. | Marie (slowestone) | 43.87 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 11503. | Sankar(Ind) (sankar007) | 43.87 | 96% | 2012-10-08 |
| 11504. | Max (forza0216) | 43.86 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 11505. | Chiu Wai (hsoscar) | 43.86 | 95% | 2015-06-09 |
| 11506. | THP (gototoilet) | 43.86 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 11507. | John (johnwmcenroe) | 43.86 | 88% | 2014-05-10 |
| 11508. | Ali (allawi1085) | 43.86 | 92% | 2014-09-21 |
| 11509. | bonkers (bonkers1) | 43.86 | 93% | 2011-08-07 |
| 11510. | Joyce (joyce1222) | 43.85 | 93% | 2016-09-06 |
| 11511. | tranngocdien (haraizu) | 43.84 | — | 2011-01-21 |
| 11512. | Ryley (zqroh) | 43.84 | 91% | 2019-01-07 |
| 11513. | ganesh (ganeshbeura) | 43.84 | — | 2009-11-27 |
| 11514. | Tam (april0704) | 43.84 | 91% | 2011-12-02 |
| 11515. | Boris (kuroboro) | 43.83 | 87% | 2017-02-19 |
| 11516. | TOEY (toey725) | 43.83 | 96% | 2011-09-10 |
| 11517. | Electro113 (electro113) | 43.83 | 82% | 2017-01-26 |
| 11518. | Jervie (jessaremeticado) | 43.83 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 11519. | Chi (bunbo) | 43.83 | — | 2009-09-19 |
| 11520. | Sayan Roy (roy3) | 43.82 | 95% | 2023-08-31 |
| 11521. | bolang (lusygenius) | 43.82 | 95% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11522. | Sudo (sudo1) | 43.81 | 94% | 2023-10-29 |
| 11523. | . (keelanlambert) | 43.81 | 90% | 2015-06-01 |
| 11524. | sagar (sagar6) | 43.81 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 11525. | Akshay (akkisk544) | 43.80 | 95% | 2016-11-19 |
| 11526. | hasen dje (hasendje) | 43.80 | 95.1% | 2023-10-28 |
| 11527. | mistbk (mistbk) | 43.80 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 11528. | Akram (akrammiru) | 43.80 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |