The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29748. | timothy (thovin) | 54.77 | 88% | 2016-02-10 |
| 29749. | Niki (niki) | 54.77 | — | 2008-11-21 |
| 29750. | angelo (angeloripple) | 54.76 | 93% | 2021-05-26 |
| 29751. | Tomas (qlympax) | 54.76 | 92% | 2013-01-05 |
| 29752. | orangranau (orangsabah) | 54.76 | 92% | 2014-06-01 |
| 29753. | Miles (gvmlg) | 54.75 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 29754. | kman4157 (km4157) | 54.75 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 29755. | Hung (lqh2005) | 54.75 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 29756. | krishnasharma5499 (krishnas... | 54.75 | 96.3% | 2023-08-02 |
| 29757. | Peter (peterpop) | 54.75 | 94% | 2012-04-30 |
| 29758. | RedVoid (redvoid) | 54.75 | 92% | 2014-05-11 |
| 29759. | Cary (cary2060) | 54.74 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 29760. | Lance (lanceg1127) | 54.74 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 29761. | Ilya (il__ya) | 54.74 | 98% | 2012-04-21 |
| 29762. | hafizh (mcmoor) | 54.74 | 90% | 2015-10-05 |
| 29763. | Reece (syco) | 54.74 | 93% | 2012-12-05 |
| 29764. | Basone01 (basone01) | 54.73 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 29765. | Wad (wadric) | 54.73 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 29766. | David (brodogo) | 54.73 | 88% | 2017-01-18 |
| 29767. | Mahmoud (allamoox) | 54.73 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 29768. | Emmanuel (emmanuelmoon) | 54.73 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 29769. | pp (electricpp) | 54.73 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 29770. | Bob (j1mb0) | 54.73 | 93.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 29771. | Gianluca (subbuglio) | 54.73 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 29772. | talib (talib_19) | 54.73 | 94% | 2015-08-13 |
| 29773. | Andrew-Colemak (andrew66) | 54.73 | 97% | 2013-02-27 |
| 29774. | dzul (w00tss) | 54.72 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 29775. | Josue (jmanc86) | 54.72 | 95% | 2017-02-28 |
| 29776. | William (wadalex) | 54.71 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 29777. | b0b1r (b0b1r) | 54.71 | 88% | 2012-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |