The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1023. | Triz (triz) | 126.75 | 97% | 2013-07-09 |
| 1024. | millad (miljad) | 126.75 | 92% | 2017-02-07 |
| 1025. | Damien (speedyjewel) | 126.74 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 1026. | be nice slunt (jokii) | 126.72 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 1027. | Hayden (tokkojin) | 126.72 | 91% | 2013-08-01 |
| 1028. | きる (kiruuu) | 126.72 | 97% | 2012-02-11 |
| 1029. | Rachael (bird42) | 126.72 | 98% | 2013-07-25 |
| 1030. | Foobar (foobarbaz) | 126.71 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| 1031. | 🗳 RecallGavin2020.com (s... | 126.70 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1032. | David (dtphorealzdawg) | 126.68 | 96% | 2016-09-20 |
| 1033. | Ker (tsunamiwave7) | 126.67 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 1034. | B (kesogirl9) | 126.67 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 1035. | Kurt (sakultruk) | 126.66 | 99% | 2011-11-08 |
| 1036. | Ian (imalerich_dvorak) | 126.64 | 98% | 2017-05-03 |
| 1037. | Jane (janewilly) | 126.61 | — | 2009-01-19 |
| 1038. | Alexis (1018995) | 126.60 | 98% | 2017-03-25 |
| 1039. | Dan (eldlo912) | 126.59 | 99% | 2012-11-19 |
| 1040. | Anthony (darkblade48) | 126.59 | 95% | 2012-06-17 |
| 1041. | Chriss (onlynubsquit) | 126.57 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1042. | warm_ham (warm_ham) | 126.57 | 98% | 2015-12-15 |
| 1043. | John (johnphan05) | 126.56 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
| 1044. | david (aeons) | 126.56 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 1045. | Jellybee (jellybee) | 126.55 | 93% | 2016-07-17 |
| 1046. | Matthew (courtreporter) | 126.53 | 98% | 2016-08-20 |
| 1047. | tzyke (tzy_dvorak) | 126.52 | 97.1% | 2025-04-05 |
| 1048. | foormea (foormea) | 126.52 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 1049. | Sam (king_sam) | 126.52 | 95% | 2014-01-14 |
| 1050. | NebulaGrey (hellishemo1) | 126.51 | 98% | 2012-11-05 |
| 1051. | Eddie (surudoi) | 126.49 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 1052. | Jae (icarurs) | 126.47 | 98% | 2012-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |