As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18166. | (fun2shh) | 65.48 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 18167. | (mandish) | 65.48 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
| 18168. | (tesseract1996) | 65.47 | 97.5% | 2023-10-03 |
| 18169. | (belayed) | 65.47 | 94% | 2021-04-12 |
| 18170. | (aarif_a) | 65.47 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
| 18171. | (zachattack8910) | 65.47 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 18172. | (maziger) | 65.47 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
| 18173. | (dhrmehta) | 65.47 | 93% | 2015-09-30 |
| 18174. | (cseshamim47) | 65.46 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 18175. | (ap1ng) | 65.46 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 18176. | Simon (cimon423) | 65.46 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 18177. | (droopy_lockdown) | 65.45 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 18178. | (venkatttwenty) | 65.45 | 94% | 2022-07-11 |
| 18179. | (pinkvelociraptor) | 65.45 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 18180. | (ay_lmao2) | 65.45 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 18181. | (forwardthinker) | 65.45 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
| 18182. | (geothene0) | 65.44 | 95% | 2022-02-04 |
| 18183. | El (eldestructo3) | 65.44 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
| 18184. | (a_h5s_h) | 65.44 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 18185. | (islamicman) | 65.44 | 91% | 2016-08-19 |
| 18186. | (badstue) | 65.44 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
| 18187. | (heythere0) | 65.43 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 18188. | (jabs5) | 65.43 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
| 18189. | (khalia12) | 65.43 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 18190. | (jath03) | 65.43 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 18191. | (jimmylei) | 65.43 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
| 18192. | (remorth) | 65.43 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 18193. | (anshu_8) | 65.42 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 18194. | (bigtripod) | 65.42 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 18195. | (datexe) | 65.42 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |