I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9415. | Thadeus (thadeusofnazereth) | 86.75 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9416. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 86.75 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 9417. | Asdfg (inosol) | 86.74 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 9418. | badomiso (badomiso) | 86.74 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| 9419. | Enrique (zero9o) | 86.74 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 9420. | Joe (jrobins) | 86.74 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 9421. | ExpensiveDinner (expensived... | 86.73 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 9422. | Gen (gencyc) | 86.73 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 9423. | Patrick (apbowler) | 86.73 | 96% | 2011-11-23 |
| 9424. | Typo (fingooli) | 86.73 | 96% | 2015-09-20 |
| 9425. | Judd (guyonthecouch790) | 86.72 | 95% | 2016-11-17 |
| 9426. | Caden (uncleron) | 86.72 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 9427. | ph (phmi) | 86.72 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9428. | Breana (breenok) | 86.72 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 9429. | Justin (colbaman) | 86.72 | 93% | 2014-03-02 |
| 9430. | chevalglass (chevalglass) | 86.71 | 99% | 2021-06-24 |
| 9431. | Damon (damonc89) | 86.70 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9432. | m (hotdogggg) | 86.70 | 97.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 9433. | Dominik (eklipzdom) | 86.70 | 90% | 2014-05-08 |
| 9434. | Isaac (veritechx2) | 86.70 | 96% | 2016-02-13 |
| 9435. | Tony (staggalee41) | 86.70 | 97% | 2013-02-14 |
| 9436. | F.T. (ft404) | 86.70 | 98% | 2014-09-07 |
| 9437. | midtown123 (midtown123) | 86.69 | 88% | 2016-07-28 |
| 9438. | Please use an appropriate n... | 86.69 | 95.6% | 2023-09-09 |
| 9439. | Jose (1leggedhorse) | 86.69 | 95% | 2015-06-26 |
| 9440. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 86.68 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 9441. | Rebuked (rebuked18) | 86.68 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 9442. | Jahangeer (jahangeer_khan_979) | 86.68 | 98% | 2012-11-18 |
| 9443. | Can (cazzed) | 86.67 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 9444. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 86.67 | 98.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |