I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10137. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 88.73 | 97.2% | 2023-10-16 |
| 10138. | Isaac (tasmanianpoodle) | 88.73 | 96% | 2021-05-04 |
| 10139. | Zythiix (zythiix) | 88.73 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 10140. | qweqwe (qweu) | 88.72 | 98.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 10141. | Joe (qwertyuiop4) | 88.72 | 99% | 2021-09-05 |
| 10142. | Cyanosite (szzsombor1) | 88.72 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 10143. | Nathan (salsanate) | 88.71 | 100% | 2023-07-04 |
| 10144. | Abhi (geekyabhi) | 88.71 | 99% | 2022-02-11 |
| 10145. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 88.71 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 10146. | Berk (ncfy) | 88.71 | 99% | 2018-10-17 |
| 10147. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 88.71 | 98% | 2017-05-21 |
| 10148. | Will (william_wang) | 88.70 | 100% | 2022-12-29 |
| 10149. | natc (natc2) | 88.70 | 99% | 2021-11-03 |
| 10150. | ω (kerdax) | 88.70 | 100% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10151. | BYE (cheshire_) | 88.70 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 10152. | Bean (waialiki) | 88.69 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 10153. | andrew3927 (andrew3927) | 88.68 | 99.4% | 2025-03-08 |
| 10154. | Alexander (iooe) | 88.68 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 10155. | Daniel (ekdawi) | 88.68 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 10156. | ComputerEasy (computereasy) | 88.68 | 99% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10157. | samy (samy_mohsen) | 88.68 | 97.2% | 2025-02-19 |
| 10158. | ruru (psura) | 88.68 | 96.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10159. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 88.67 | 98% | 2019-07-28 |
| 10160. | Beast (flyeaglesfly) | 88.67 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 10161. | Lars (aaberg) | 88.67 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 10162. | Impulze (impulzex) | 88.67 | 96.2% | 2023-10-24 |
| 10163. | Semi (semi805) | 88.67 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
| 10164. | gary (backjisceglia) | 88.67 | 99% | 2021-05-08 |
| 10165. | Zailos (zailos18) | 88.67 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 10166. | Jan-Magnar (hillary_clinton) | 88.67 | 90% | 2017-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |