So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18837. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 69.96 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 18838. | Sleepy (azhou31) | 69.96 | 94% | 2018-11-11 |
| 18839. | Ermias (ermking19) | 69.96 | 90% | 2017-04-05 |
| 18840. | Graham (gfoote) | 69.96 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 18841. | Devin (spratty) | 69.95 | 94% | 2014-03-13 |
| 18842. | Andrew (magnetik) | 69.95 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 18843. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 69.95 | 92% | 2013-03-04 |
| 18844. | Rashad (alirashad@yahoo.com) | 69.95 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 18845. | Erlend (dizzzy) | 69.94 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 18846. | Sahan (smad0002) | 69.94 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18847. | ∞ (lukman999) | 69.94 | 96% | 2020-04-24 |
| 18848. | Dabber (xzy331) | 69.94 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 18849. | Kristian (thathearty) | 69.94 | 92% | 2014-02-04 |
| 18850. | Hampadampadoo (hampadampadoo) | 69.94 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 18851. | jmk (jmkraemer) | 69.94 | 94% | 2012-09-04 |
| 18852. | Cheng Khee (chengkhee) | 69.94 | 98% | 2014-12-17 |
| 18853. | Ev (ekamp18) | 69.93 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 18854. | Kiyo (kiiyyoo) | 69.93 | 95.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 18855. | JeanValjean (johnvaljohn) | 69.93 | 95% | 2016-10-18 |
| 18856. | hajds (nrthee2) | 69.92 | 96% | 2012-12-02 |
| 18857. | Abdullah (abdullahbb102) | 69.92 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 18858. | Alexander (alexanderchang) | 69.91 | 87% | 2014-03-22 |
| 18859. | Hayden (r1plee) | 69.91 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 18860. | Palqa (palqar) | 69.91 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 18861. | Errichto (errichto) | 69.91 | 95% | 2014-11-23 |
| 18862. | Megan (meganchua) | 69.90 | 89% | 2012-07-10 |
| 18863. | Darijuan (darijuan) | 69.90 | 94% | 2020-03-26 |
| 18864. | jo (garvers) | 69.90 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
| 18865. | corredor (em321) | 69.90 | 97% | 2011-11-05 |
| 18866. | plink (star4461) | 69.89 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |