Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13059. | Bethanoo (fuzomania) | 80.07 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 13060. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 80.07 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 13061. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 80.06 | 98% | 2017-05-18 |
| 13062. | sebs (slausell) | 80.06 | 94% | 2013-11-05 |
| 13063. | Tim (spiderspud) | 80.06 | 95% | 2013-03-21 |
| 13064. | pipez (pipez) | 80.06 | 93% | 2015-04-04 |
| 13065. | Erlend (eleeee) | 80.06 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 13066. | sayo (sayo_) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 13067. | abdullah (abdullah_ui) | 80.06 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 13068. | meli (meli0604) | 80.06 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| 13069. | Angelo John (abalili89) | 80.06 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 13070. | oldweeb (uchiha_obito) | 80.06 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13071. | sanny (scd92318) | 80.06 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 13072. | Sanket (newbie24082002) | 80.06 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 13073. | okayish (okayish) | 80.06 | 96% | 2022-03-12 |
| 13074. | Dylan (dylanv67) | 80.06 | 92% | 2014-04-21 |
| 13075. | Eric (fz0718) | 80.05 | 94% | 2014-04-13 |
| 13076. | Dale (dales) | 80.05 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 13077. | Joe (qwertyuiop4) | 80.05 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 13078. | Rosemary (eisor) | 80.05 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 13079. | Heather (songbird88) | 80.04 | 94% | 2011-08-19 |
| 13080. | Braxton (mcnuggetsauce) | 80.04 | 92% | 2013-12-23 |
| 13081. | Ron (ronald2) | 80.04 | 99% | 2014-05-22 |
| 13082. | Mega Penys (xx69destroyer69xx) | 80.04 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 13083. | Secret (bigzitragu) | 80.04 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 13084. | Nikolaj (mexination) | 80.04 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 13085. | Paweł (smellit) | 80.03 | 93% | 2012-12-23 |
| 13086. | 100 (soulitzer3) | 80.03 | 91% | 2014-12-21 |
| 13087. | Vypios (crumbledore) | 80.03 | 98% | 2019-08-24 |
| 13088. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 80.03 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |