I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15329. | Mattie (mattieshoes) | 75.00 | 87% | 2016-05-06 |
| 15330. | Zor-Pieu (POJUN-Mechanic) (... | 75.00 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 15331. | GRIS (gris_) | 74.99 | 96.9% | 2023-06-04 |
| 15332. | Eines (hawkeines) | 74.99 | 97.5% | 2023-07-28 |
| 15333. | Sid (sid9437) | 74.99 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 15334. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 74.99 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 15335. | Eram (verstecken) | 74.98 | 96.3% | 2023-06-11 |
| 15336. | Hillmanson (hillmanson) | 74.98 | 96.6% | 2023-10-30 |
| 15337. | Ppantnt Dvorak (ppantnt_dv) | 74.98 | 93.2% | 2024-07-06 |
| 15338. | Shashank (iamkingblapa) | 74.98 | 97% | 2015-09-11 |
| 15339. | Fang (fangalpha) | 74.98 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 15340. | Ray (deathgates) | 74.98 | 96% | 2015-05-24 |
| 15341. | Meta (metahead) | 74.98 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 15342. | ◭pokegeek◭ (pokegeek) | 74.98 | 84% | 2016-10-28 |
| 15343. | Aleksis (pixenix) | 74.98 | 96% | 2017-06-04 |
| 15344. | Serik (akademic) | 74.98 | 96% | 2017-05-16 |
| 15345. | power (mrpowerstudiesyt) | 74.97 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 15346. | Einstein (einstein) | 74.97 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 15347. | JoYo (joyojo) | 74.96 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
| 15348. | Nash (nashib) | 74.96 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 15349. | Rizos (rizos) | 74.96 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 15350. | Magoon (magoon) | 74.96 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 15351. | R (fjasifjaficaom) | 74.96 | 96.9% | 2023-06-06 |
| 15352. | mplayer (mplayer) | 74.96 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 15353. | Alah (allahblah) | 74.96 | 97% | 2015-08-08 |
| 15354. | theycallmecoffee (pjleimbig... | 74.95 | 95.5% | 2025-05-06 |
| 15355. | bigboy (skogens) | 74.95 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 15356. | Mohammed (ledger67) | 74.95 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 15357. | Oscar (nacl322) | 74.95 | 90% | 2016-03-18 |
| 15358. | soulengine (soulengine) | 74.95 | 91% | 2015-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |