So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15841. | Joe (thejow) | 75.16 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 15842. | Amit (adeon6) | 75.16 | — | 2010-01-16 |
| 15843. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 75.16 | 96% | 2014-09-27 |
| 15844. | Shotsov (shotsov_qvickly) | 75.16 | 94% | 2011-12-28 |
| 15845. | Zachary (funnyzakk) | 75.16 | 90% | 2015-07-24 |
| 15846. | Alvin (alvinpiter) | 75.16 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 15847. | Manolo (elargentino95) | 75.15 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 15848. | Marwan (merwa3) | 75.15 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 15849. | Emily (em66) | 75.15 | 97% | 2018-06-29 |
| 15850. | Brent (solax10) | 75.15 | 93% | 2013-04-18 |
| 15851. | TeMyOnG (mellin) | 75.15 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 15852. | Caleb (hoosierboy) | 75.15 | 96% | 2013-03-03 |
| 15853. | Calvin (blindpainter) | 75.15 | 96% | 2015-08-17 |
| 15854. | Alex (alexmc69) | 75.14 | 90% | 2016-04-17 |
| 15855. | Lekamge (rlamarawansa) | 75.14 | 98% | 2013-05-04 |
| 15856. | Nanek (nlited) | 75.14 | 90% | 2016-11-20 |
| 15857. | flibux (flibux) | 75.13 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 15858. | queasysweets (isweetland) | 75.13 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 15859. | Nais (naisnaisly) | 75.13 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
| 15860. | Bagel (amanlybagel) | 75.13 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 15861. | Einstein (einstein) | 75.13 | 99% | 2013-11-21 |
| 15862. | janet (jmclean) | 75.13 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 15863. | SeongUi (egotist) | 75.13 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| 15864. | Wilson (wilson_hu) | 75.12 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15865. | Tino (tino_ad_boom) | 75.12 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 15866. | Ab (abdir) | 75.12 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 15867. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 75.12 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 15868. | Danny (dannyemad) | 75.12 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 15869. | Miko (kimonoso) | 75.12 | 92% | 2014-12-10 |
| 15870. | German (germopotter) | 75.12 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |