Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2642. | Carly (cp_beth) | 73.37 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2643. | Ryan (thief60) | 73.33 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2644. | Apryl (amnavarrete759) | 73.31 | 98% | 2018-03-06 |
| 2645. | Cole (coleryski) | 73.29 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 2646. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 73.29 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 2647. | Princh (mvprinch) | 73.29 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2648. | James (demfeels) | 73.28 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 2649. | backspace user (charlesgnuhc) | 73.26 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 2650. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 73.26 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2651. | Drew (grishma17) | 73.25 | 95% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2652. | Sanchit (sanchitsharma21) | 73.24 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 2653. | Scott (sisyphus) | 73.23 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 2654. | Macy (macy200200) | 73.22 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
| 2655. | Bean (beansbeansbeans) | 73.20 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2656. | kayg (miryokucolemakdh) | 73.19 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2657. | William (speier70) | 73.19 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 2658. | Eric (eibaugh) | 73.18 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 2659. | Sanic (192378) | 73.17 | 96% | 2019-07-02 |
| 2660. | Max (max_pinc) | 73.16 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 2661. | Mickel (starlord322) | 73.16 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 2662. | pro typer wannabe (matrionix) | 73.15 | 95% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2663. | mnrvg (mnrvg) | 73.14 | 99% | 2018-02-11 |
| 2664. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 73.11 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| 2665. | jonathan (moonmoondammit) | 73.09 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 2666. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 73.08 | 96% | 2020-02-09 |
| 2667. | Cony (conyj) | 73.07 | 95% | 2018-03-02 |
| 2668. | Morgan (mlrae) | 73.05 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 2669. | Max (justkiddingm8) | 73.04 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 2670. | Sam (monkeh_type_fast) | 73.02 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 2671. | Vincent (waldoo) | 73.00 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |