So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22984. | (faluda) | 63.19 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 22985. | Joshua (blink180dude) | 63.19 | 92% | 2014-08-11 |
| 22986. | redpickle13 (redpickle13) | 63.19 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 22987. | (roronoa123) | 63.19 | 95% | 2023-07-23 |
| 22988. | (shunkakinoki) | 63.19 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 22989. | (xrxcxlx) | 63.19 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 22990. | (jandojanderson) | 63.19 | 95% | 2021-01-16 |
| 22991. | 김명근 (angrybirds) | 63.19 | 95% | 2011-09-23 |
| 22992. | (kegiaumat86) | 63.19 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 22993. | (jasoncb805) | 63.18 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 22994. | (rainchill) | 63.18 | 94% | 2015-01-02 |
| 22995. | (khitan) | 63.18 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 22996. | (yatshukamurabuff) | 63.18 | 97% | 2014-11-24 |
| 22997. | (nhphi) | 63.18 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 22998. | (180sarah) | 63.17 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 22999. | boss (bosssss) | 63.17 | 92% | 2012-09-12 |
| 23000. | (aaroncheng) | 63.16 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 23001. | (eggs) | 63.16 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 23002. | (araite) | 63.16 | 95% | 2016-01-03 |
| 23003. | (stocobe_007) | 63.15 | 94% | 2022-05-30 |
| 23004. | (jroxas97) | 63.15 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 23005. | (annalise00) | 63.15 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 23006. | (scudvirus2018) | 63.15 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 23007. | express (express_productions) | 63.15 | 93% | 2022-01-22 |
| 23008. | (shivster27) | 63.15 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 23009. | (jackmort) | 63.15 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 23010. | (yelkrebb) | 63.14 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 23011. | (2pixles) | 63.14 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 23012. | (karlen91) | 63.14 | 89% | 2016-02-19 |
| 23013. | (grembi) | 63.14 | 98% | 2012-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |