I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7520. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 92.56 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 7521. | Jpjt (jyrah) | 92.56 | 97.2% | 2023-11-13 |
| 7522. | Steven (fasting) | 92.55 | 99% | 2017-09-07 |
| 7523. | toenails_sauce (toenails_sa... | 92.55 | 98.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 7524. | Shiva (shivajreddy) | 92.54 | 99.7% | 2024-05-30 |
| 7525. | Alfa (alfawang) | 92.54 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 7526. | Joshua (joshua172) | 92.54 | 98.4% | 2024-11-04 |
| 7527. | Lino (lgomez) | 92.54 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 7528. | mochagrasius (ahmetissa) | 92.53 | 96.1% | 2024-09-21 |
| 7529. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 92.53 | 97.1% | 2024-08-07 |
| 7530. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 92.53 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 7531. | Rose (rustedham) | 92.52 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 7532. | Michael (michaelam99) | 92.52 | 96.6% | 2023-11-21 |
| 7533. | ian (iqtang) | 92.51 | 97.3% | 2024-01-08 |
| 7534. | Bonjomon (asian_driver) | 92.51 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| 7535. | SMhd (smhd) | 92.51 | 97.4% | 2023-12-13 |
| 7536. | Max (eggrollccc) | 92.50 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7537. | L (ynajd) | 92.50 | 99% | 2017-06-26 |
| 7538. | James (jjmadness) | 92.50 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 7539. | Kranhes (kranhes01_) | 92.49 | 97.2% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7540. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 92.49 | 96% | 2024-10-12 |
| 7541. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 92.49 | 97.7% | 2023-11-14 |
| 7542. | Will (wombat50ng) | 92.49 | 96.1% | 2023-12-09 |
| 7543. | Matt (hayesinc) | 92.49 | 96% | 2022-07-19 |
| 7544. | Cupbot (cupbot) | 92.48 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 7545. | TJ (timothyjan) | 92.48 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7546. | BaronVonMixYY (baronvonmixyy) | 92.48 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 7547. | sam (scoombey) | 92.48 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 7548. | Sootymatt (sootymatt) | 92.48 | 88% | 2017-02-28 |
| 7549. | Nice4 (nice4) | 92.47 | 94.2% | 2025-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |