The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21318. | Ryan (ronethenorseman) | 80.64 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 21319. | Internomalocaris (internoma... | 80.64 | 95% | 2016-10-01 |
| 21320. | Cian (lagnic) | 80.64 | 97% | 2016-04-27 |
| 21321. | Josef (josefluis12) | 80.63 | 96% | 2022-12-14 |
| 21322. | Benjamin (benhundos) | 80.63 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 21323. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 80.63 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 21324. | Opmgad (opmgad) | 80.63 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 21325. | Ed (metagyn44) | 80.63 | 90% | 2012-10-29 |
| 21326. | happleby (happleby) | 80.63 | 97% | 2012-03-16 |
| 21327. | Dad (boosh) | 80.63 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 21328. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 80.62 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 21329. | nazmul (nhasan0290) | 80.62 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 21330. | Cedric (thatasianguy88) | 80.62 | 95% | 2011-06-06 |
| 21331. | ohoo (oholter) | 80.62 | 100% | 2015-10-17 |
| 21332. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 80.62 | 96% | 2014-07-10 |
| 21333. | Merlin (merx03) | 80.62 | 98% | 2014-03-23 |
| 21334. | tstats[hvz07] (hvz07) | 80.61 | 98.4% | 2023-09-08 |
| 21335. | Isabella (sinnamonroll21) | 80.61 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 21336. | Egg (eggcustard) | 80.61 | 90% | 2016-08-07 |
| 21337. | Josh (revizion) | 80.61 | 91% | 2012-11-30 |
| 21338. | Justin (orthanek) | 80.60 | 97% | 2015-06-08 |
| 21339. | Zel (zeljo) | 80.60 | 96% | 2012-10-13 |
| 21340. | Dengdeng (dengdeng) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-07-04 |
| 21341. | Matthew (liberz) | 80.60 | 94% | 2014-10-09 |
| 21342. | Jay (jayderby) | 80.60 | 96% | 2015-03-08 |
| 21343. | Adam (adam1219) | 80.60 | 95% | 2014-10-21 |
| 21344. | ozamandias (orbman_) | 80.59 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 21345. | Tongyi (shent) | 80.59 | 96% | 2016-02-29 |
| 21346. | Aleks (annarchy) | 80.59 | — | 2010-03-08 |
| 21347. | Kyle (kthom925) | 80.58 | 94% | 2014-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |